Posted on 03/24/2002 12:04:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
Charlie Henrickson
Look in any supermarket (they seem to be a magnet for these losers) and check out the stirruped, stretch pant/sweatpant "wide rides" roaming the aisles (with a cart full of ice cream, Twinkies, potato chips, and...of course, a case of "Diet" soda!
I have to laugh...do these people have any clue how hideous they look in those outfits? Most of them if told to "haul ass", would have to make at least TWO trips!
I'd explore the pancaked makeup and eye shadow as well, but Drew Carey's "Mamie" pretty well demonstrates that issue (the sad thing is...these supermarkey glam gals in stretch pants are imitating it and thinking it becomes them!)
But it was an honor just to start a thread on the same day.
What we need, I guess, over here at "Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black ®, is a Joan Rivers to tell us what Hillary is wearing:
Joan: "We're here at Capitol Hill, waiting for the arrival of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. I think I see her limousine now."
(Limousine pulls up to the curb, knocking down a security guard.)
Joan: "Sen. Clinton is getting out now. What's that she's wearing today, Melissa? It looks like . . . a black pantsuit!"
Melissa: "Looks like a black pantsuit to me."
Joan: "But the thing is, look what she's wearing with it! Call me crazy, but I could swear that's a mauve blouse! Yesterday it was fuchsia! What's up with that?"
Melissa: "I--"
Joan: "Wait! Sen. Clinton is coming over this way! I'll try to ask her. . . . Sen. Clinton! Sen. Clinton! Can we talk? Why the sudden change in blouse col--"
Hillary: "Out of my way, you f*ck*ng Jew b*st*rd!"
Joan (picking herself up and yelling at Mrs. Clinton as she enters the Capitol): "Hey, same to you, you freakin' shiksa! And another thing: Ask your Botox guy for your money back!"
I was in the Senate gallery on Thursday, March 21. Hitlery walked onto the Senate floor in a BROWN pantsuit!
(Should this be under Breaking News?)
Do you think there's hope that - perhaps - 'Ol Crusty is actually being dry-cleaned???
Pig In A PantSuit.
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