Posted on 03/20/2002 7:43:13 AM PST by RoughDobermann
Edited on 04/29/2004 2:00:17 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
KAMPALA, Uganda -- A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.
The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and could be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
Well, it's a (thankfully) rare and dangerous biped that has been known to inhabit certain parts of world. It is equipped with razor-sharp teeth and is capable of exerting up to 2,000 pounds per square inch pressure with its jaws. If encountered, turn around and slowly walkaway, preferably while simultaneously protecting certain body parts...
Man! Annet makes Lorena look like a pansy.
Think hard, brothers, before you infuriate the little woman.
It was suppsed to read, 'Ugandan: "Testiclw, Attack!" Wife held.' So, obviously, this guy has trained certain parts of his anatomy for home defense, and he was comforting his wife while the intruder had to engage in a duel with his, uh, dangling participles.
Either that, or he gave his guard dog a rather unfortunate moniker.
Topic?
Indeed. No matter how you parse it, it's funny. And with a little punctuation, it's funnier still.
Ugandan testicle attack wife held (Is the attack wife a testicle? Or is the attack wife trained to go for the testicles? Where does one obtain an attack wife?)
Ugandan, testicle attack wife, held
Ugandan testicle attack(s) wife, held
Ugandan testicle attack, wife held (Visual of wife attacking husband with testicles -- whose?)
maybe she likes smoked oysters
Dunno, but I don't think I want one.
Ugandan testicle, attack wife held
Like you, I'm not sure where one goes to obtain or train an attack wife. And I'm not sure why the first "holding" is newsworthy...
Well, there's the problem. That's obviously not enough to keep testicle-biting women under control. Should have been a daily ritual. :-}
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