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1 posted on 03/10/2002 9:19:13 AM PST by Beata
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To: Beata
Hahaha!
2 posted on 03/10/2002 9:32:57 AM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: Beata
I have a few I could send these to asap.
3 posted on 03/10/2002 9:41:59 AM PST by My Favorite Headache
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To: Beata
LOL and O.J. dares cry broke.
4 posted on 03/10/2002 9:43:35 AM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: Beata
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 posted on 03/10/2002 9:46:10 AM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Beata
Very good (and fairly accurate),

Check out the chronicles at www.Overlawyered.com if you want more unintended black humor in news from the corrupt and evil lawyer industry.

6 posted on 03/10/2002 9:48:42 AM PST by TheGoodDoc
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To: Beata
LOL
7 posted on 03/10/2002 9:49:01 AM PST by anymouse
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To: cholerajoe; dubyaismypresident; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; rikastrom
OPH is much more in need of thanking than i, so please send all of your kudos his way.....
9 posted on 03/10/2002 9:51:58 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Beata
I don't have a lawyer. Never had one. Whew!
10 posted on 03/10/2002 9:53:44 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Beata
Do you know what they call a thousand lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?---A good start.
11 posted on 03/10/2002 10:03:45 AM PST by Texbob
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To: Beata
We never had to have a lawyer until about four years ago...so it was our very first experience...We had to get a lawyer, because the insurance firm which insured the driver who hit and killed my husbands father with his truck would not pay one cent...my husbands father, by the way, was a pedestrian, crossing the street, and was mowed down and killed...the insurance company said that my husbands dad caused his own death, because he dared to have a few beers, at a local bar, and then walk home...

So we had no choice but to get a lawyer, and this was something we were not happy about, always hearing such bad things about lawyers

However, four years later, and much agony in the process, the lawyer got the insurance company to pay up 95% of their insured drivers liability ceiling dollar amount..of course we did not get that 95% but had to pay the lawyer his 1/3 contingency, which in this case was only fair

I dont blame the lawyer at all, he did the work, he fought with the insurance company, he deserved the money...

The one I am angry at is the insurance company...they were rude to my husband, condescending as could be, and really just plain nasty...I am baffled that they refused to pay the claim, right in the beginning, and made us go through a lot, and certainly they wasted a lot of time and money fighting this case, which they wound up losing to the max...

When this suit was finally settled, I asked the lawyer why didnt the insurance company do the right thing in the first place and just pay the claim...the lawyer said that in all his 30+ years of being a lawyer, he seldom has seen an insurance company do the right thing...

Of course, that keeps him in business, no doubt...All I know is, in this case the lawyer did his job, won our case, kept us informed at all times of what was going on, and as far as I know never cheated us...some may quibble about his fee of 1/3 of the award, but hey, thats the standard going rate...

I trust lawyers now, more than I would trust an insurance company...

15 posted on 03/10/2002 10:09:48 AM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: Beata;thegooddoc
I've already done my part, sued 35 lawyers for alleged racketeering including one that would eventually be touted as a possible replacement for Louis Freeh, Director of the FBI.

LOL !!!!!!!!!

One of the largest law firms I sued was forced to retain some of the best criminal defense attorneys and law firms (also most expensive)in the U.S. to defend their firm against the alleged racketeering charges brought by a pro se (self representation)litigant who had no legal or financial resources.

LOL !!!!!!!

16 posted on 03/10/2002 10:25:18 AM PST by Donald Stone
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To: Beata
I was rearended in a car accident on 3/1/02. By 3/8/02, I had received letters from no less than twenty law firms and chiropractors. One lawyer was also a chiropractor! LOL!
17 posted on 03/10/2002 10:30:37 AM PST by wimpycat
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To: Beata
Quit whining. Most everyone who loses a case (and there are losers in every case) hates their lawyer afterward. If you have a legitimate beef, then file a complaint with the State Bar. Unlike most other professionals, these Bar organizations are filled with leftist bureaucrats who delight in ruining successful lawyers (who make them feel like losers who have wasted their own law degrees.) It hasn't happened to me, but I have seen it regularly. Other states may differ.

Meanwhile, it was lawyers who founded this country, and I see many today who are fighting for your freedoms (often with little or no compensation) in ways that should make any freeper proud.

Those who openly hate people who have success and knowledge are saying more about themselves than those they hate.

Granted, most lawyers, like most of any group of workers, aren't particularly good at what they do, and might hold views that we find repugnant.

18 posted on 03/10/2002 11:04:49 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed
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To: Beata
Of course I appreciate both the humor in this piece and the intent behind it. However, there are lawyers, and there are lawyers.

I have no "olympic-sized heated sminning pool" and never will have one. I have no BMW, and never will have one.

I practice constitutional law. It is no way to get wealthy. For my 16 briefs in the Supreme Court I have been paid, on average, about $800. I know civil layers who charge that much for an uncontested divorce. I know criminal lawyers who get paid five times that much to defend a serious driving-while-intoxicated case.

There is honor in defending the Constitution in the highest court in the land. That's why a handful of lawyers specialize in such work, despite the low pay. But, trust me, no one has greater disrespect for the rank and file of the legal profession (and for many of its leaders) than we do.

When you think about the many lawyers who are rip-off artists, don't lump all of us in the same pile. We aren't all like that.

I recall a column years ago by Russell Baker about the invasion of Japanese cars in our markets. He noted the fact that they have far less lawyers than we do. He described lawyers as the "sand in the gears of the American economy."

His solution was that we send Japan a lawyer for every 100 cars they send us. Eventually, their economy would be gummed up and ours would be running better, so our cars would compete effectively with theirs. Not a bad suggestion, but I'm sure the World Trade Organization would charge us with "illegal trade practices" or possibly "dumping toxic wastes without a permit" if we tried to implement the idea.

Congressman Billybob

Tomorrow's column will be "Approaching the Heliopause."

22 posted on 03/10/2002 12:03:56 PM PST by Congressman Billybob
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To: Beata
One law professor's got it right: our system stinks LINK
31 posted on 03/10/2002 3:22:31 PM PST by aculeus
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To: JD86
Ping
34 posted on 03/10/2002 6:54:17 PM PST by pad 34
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To: Beata
I am going to go to Law School when I graduate college. I think that a minority of lawyers(John Edwards) give the profession a bad reputation.
37 posted on 03/10/2002 8:48:11 PM PST by jf55510
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