No, this is not a joke.
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To: chance33_98
OMG! LOL, "The Union" doesn't even get this good.
To: chance33_98
You think Sly would cut his mom a check now and then so she doesn't have to demean herself this way.
3 posted on
03/08/2002 7:08:23 PM PST by
paul51
To: chance33_98
Just a theory
This is just a means to cover the fact that she likes to look at people's butts.
To: chance33_98
No disrespect intended. I'm sure Stallone's mom makes a lot more sense than they do.
To: chance33_98
I'd like to see her read Hillary's butt. "You're going to have a HUGE, I mean really ENORMOUS future!"
7 posted on
03/08/2002 7:14:36 PM PST by
xJones
To: chance33_98
Isn't this the kind of topic that is more suitable for a site like Drudge's?
To: chance33_98
They would need the hubble telescope to read mine.
10 posted on
03/08/2002 7:20:56 PM PST by
Jhoffa_
To: chance33_98
I can just see my reading now: Your butt is expansive & far reaching. Some lucky man gets warmth in the winter & shade in the summer from your butt. I can see some exciting new items in your future. Purchased with your butt in mind, a pair of stretch jeans & maybe even a tent dress.
My butt is not really this big but if I don't stop freeping & start dieting & walking it will be.
11 posted on
03/08/2002 7:21:13 PM PST by
Ditter
To: chance33_98
So....which digits would I "accidentally" have to dial wrong to send my fanny-gram to the DNC??
12 posted on
03/08/2002 7:21:30 PM PST by
unamused
To: chance33_98
If you can read my butt, you're too close.
To: Khepera
Remember a couple days ago we were discussing the future of civilization? I have this horrible feeling in me guttywuts that this might be it.
14 posted on
03/08/2002 7:23:31 PM PST by
Dakmar
To: chance33_98
What's my future?
15 posted on
03/08/2002 7:27:22 PM PST by
SAMWolf
To: chance33_98
I believe it would be a lot easier to read someone's past from the fanny-gram than the future.
"I see you have been eating a lot of sweets."
17 posted on
03/08/2002 7:40:42 PM PST by
Octar
To: chance33_98
I read my butt for free - it said I'm eating too much junk food and not exercising enough.
To: chance33_98
Man, his mom is some kinda crackpot...
To: chance33_98
"For $49.95 you can have you butt 'read'"P.T. Barnum is alive and well. This proves it. Well, for that matter so does Miss Cleo. I think I spelled that right.
To: chance33_98
I think I can hear Gordon Lightfoot now --- If you could read my butt, well...what a tale it would have to tell...
To: chance33_98
She always was a strange bird...... no offense to birds.
To: chance33_98
Does she charge extra for reading skidmarks?
27 posted on
03/08/2002 9:16:37 PM PST by
aomagrat
To: chance33_98
I wonder if she can read 'picture' butts? We could all chip in and have Hitlery's butt read! LOL
28 posted on
03/08/2002 11:01:04 PM PST by
brat
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