[sheik yerbouty]

"Pssst! Feelthy postcards!"

[Texaggie79]

you......eh..........like my six pack?

[lsee]

Hmmm. Shaves body hair. Wears mask. All tied up. Explodes unexpectedly. Sounds like a perfect new occupation for Condit.

[Slyfox]

As a matter of fact, I am keeping these cold because I am a cold-blooded killer.
You want a Mountainous Dhew or a Bhudlite?

[TADSLOS]

Check out my new weight loss program! Gauranteed to lose my body weight in .0001 of a second!

[Quix]

From spare tire to very fried spare tire.

[tacticalogic]

The Muslim martyr straps on his Colt .45's and prepares for Jihad.

[Paul Atreides]

Tonight on Fox, Robert Downey Jr: When Good Actors Go Bad.

[DainBramage]

Blow me.

[RnMomof7]

I wish I could really find any humor in this!

My first thought was it looked like the kind of thing my clients would do to sneak booze in..that was harmless......this is a murderer

[Grampa Dave]

Youass Dog Poop Muhamed, a missionary from Islam, religion of pieces er peace!

[Caipirabob]

Why inbreeding is a bad thing.

[GoldnGate]

Does this model come with a) batteries ??? or b) a kick-starter ????

[2sheep]

"Standing face to face with the terrorist just outside the cafe, which was packed with a lunch crowd of some 50 people, Harel could see a wire protruding from his pack. The wire was connected to a triggering device in his hand, passing through a light coat that he wore despite the balmy weather.  Undeterred by the threat to his own life, Harel quickly pulled out the wire, preventing the bomb from going off, as he and Venir wrestled the terrorist to the ground."

Lent:  BIG MEDAL of HONOR for HAREL!!!

Source:   Waiter foils Jerusalem cafe bombing

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"The Koran teaches that if your enemy is weak -- conquer him. If he is strong -- respect him. That means they keep going until they meet with resistance."

Source:  Ergun Caner: Islam is not a Peaceful Religion {Former Muslim}

Lord, grant Israel RESPECT in the eyes of their enemies!!!  May their enemies know the "terror of the Lord"...

Ge 35:5 And they journeyed: and the terror of God was upon the cities that were round about them, and they did not pursue after the sons of Jacob.

[GussiedUp]

Clothing $20 bucks

Bombs: $100 bucks

Blowing yourself up only to find that the Christians were right? PRICELESS

[cardinal4]

Angry because no one wants to hear from Hollywood liberals anymore,Alec Baldwin petulantly threatens suicide.

[savedbygrace]

"Like my package, babe?"

[bubbafree]

"Billie Jean is not my lover...he...he...he.."

[ThinkLikeWaterAndReeds]

Do you think my cummerbun is appropriate for the formal dance tonight?

[Jolly Rodgers]

...another innocent peace loving Palestinian child whose death will be blamed on the evil Zionists.