Strap-on ..... Captions invited

BBC ^ | 3 8 2002 | BBC

[dennisw]

 

 

 

From this BBC article>

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/middle_east/newsid_1861000/1861425.stm

 

[RnMomof7]

I wish I could really find any humor in this!

My first thought was it looked like the kind of thing my clients would do to sneak booze in..that was harmless......this is a murderer

[DainBramage]

I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad, who, because of their complete disregard for my welfare as a youngster,

allowed me to become the worthless peice of crap that I am.

I'd also like to thank the academy........and my wife, and ... (cut to comercial)

[Grampa Dave]

Youass Dog Poop Muhamed, a missionary from Islam, religion of pieces er peace!

[Caipirabob]

Why inbreeding is a bad thing.

[GoldnGate]

Does this model come with a) batteries ??? or b) a kick-starter ????

[2sheep]

"Standing face to face with the terrorist just outside the cafe, which was packed with a lunch crowd of some 50 people, Harel could see a wire protruding from his pack. The wire was connected to a triggering device in his hand, passing through a light coat that he wore despite the balmy weather.  Undeterred by the threat to his own life, Harel quickly pulled out the wire, preventing the bomb from going off, as he and Venir wrestled the terrorist to the ground."

Lent:  BIG MEDAL of HONOR for HAREL!!!

Source:   Waiter foils Jerusalem cafe bombing

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"The Koran teaches that if your enemy is weak -- conquer him. If he is strong -- respect him. That means they keep going until they meet with resistance."

Source:  Ergun Caner: Islam is not a Peaceful Religion {Former Muslim}

Lord, grant Israel RESPECT in the eyes of their enemies!!!  May their enemies know the "terror of the Lord"...

Ge 35:5 And they journeyed: and the terror of God was upon the cities that were round about them, and they did not pursue after the sons of Jacob.

[GussiedUp]

Clothing $20 bucks

Bombs: $100 bucks

Blowing yourself up only to find that the Christians were right? PRICELESS

[cardinal4]

Angry because no one wants to hear from Hollywood liberals anymore,Alec Baldwin petulantly threatens suicide.

[savedbygrace]

"Like my package, babe?"

[Sungirl]

ALL:

If you were married to Hitlery, you would do it too!

[bubbafree]

"Billie Jean is not my lover...he...he...he.."

[cmsgop]

This is how I sneak a beer into the movie theater for a good action movie.

I tried that once, but the Jig was up after I lit up a smoke.

[ThinkLikeWaterAndReeds]

Do you think my cummerbun is appropriate for the formal dance tonight?

[Kermit]

Reminds me of this picture:

[Slyfox]

I don't even want to know what's wrapped around his waist.

[IRtorqued]

Why inbreeding is a bad thing.

and the only way to stop it is to ban country music.

[Jolly Rodgers]

...another innocent peace loving Palestinian child whose death will be blamed on the evil Zionists.

[piasa]

"This is your brain on drugs..."

[Our man in washington]

"Pretty soon, Ariel Sharon will send us all to Allah, so I might as will get there first and get the best bunk."

[Consort]

I can't believe it. How can a human being do this? His shirt is absolutely ugly.