[Diddle E. Squat]

Who the heck is Arty Shaw?!!

Hah, I knew someone would be sharp enough to catch that. Ahem.

Wouldn't want to go out on a sour note.

[Jen]

Fellas, I'd like you to meet Artie Shaw...

Today's Artie Shaw, who hasn't picked up his clarinet since the middle 1950's. A band under his name is still working, conducted by Dick Johnson.