Posted on 03/08/2002 2:32:04 AM PST by kattracks
Looks like Chelsea Clinton has inherited her father's lust gene. The former First Daughter's dirty dancing with boyfriend Ian Klaus even raised Italian eyebrows at the party Donatella Versace threw after her fashion show in Milan this week.
Showing the kind of burlesque artistry that would earn major tips here at Scores, Chelsea slid Klaus' tie around her neck and his and then ground against him, according to Women's Wear Daily.
Chelsea, tricked out in a black fishnet top and tight black trousers, is said to have led Klaus around the VIP dance floor while bodyguards huddled in a corner nearby. This was at 2:30 a.m.
At a recent premiere in London, Chelsea declared that Oxford classmate Klaus makes her "incredibly happy. He's the nicest guy ever. He makes me laugh all the time."
"The press is still all over me in London," she said in Milan, "but on the Continent I can do what I want." Yeah, baby!
We hear design dominatrix Donatella invited Chelsea and her beau to stay at the Versace manse on Lake Como. Clinton spokesmen couldn't confirm yesterday whether or not they accepted the invitation.
Now that Tatler magazine has ranked Chelsea fifth on its list of Britain's most eligible women, reporters are tracking her every trip down from Oxford. The dons there may also be counting her holidays.
An Oxford spokesman told the Telegraph that she's obliged to be in residence at her dad's alma mater for "at least" six of the 11 weeks of this term.
P.S. Her dad who, like Chelsea, attended Oxford's University College must be thrilled that Kenneth Starr just released a priceless photo of the ex-President with Monica Lewinsky, back in her White House intern days. Around her neck dangles a security badge bearing the letter "A."
Is this for real?!?
Her academic 'career' has become a bad joke, from credit for galivanting with Mr. Clinton (notice I do not consider him her father) to partying when she should be studying at Oxford. I say consign her to the obscurity she richly deserves by ignoring her.
And just how do I go about erasing the mental picture of this? Thanks a lot.
Carrot Top and Chelsea : Separated at birth?
Don't those cute TV toddlers get banished as uncute adolescents to that that Hawaiian island to live out their lives with the lepers? Except Danny Bonaduce ... that guy keeps escaping.
This is what really angers me. We're still payin for the trash removal!
Fifth maybe, but look at the quality competition she's facing above her: Dame Edith, Betty Boothroyd, Lulu, the Queen Mother and that person from "The Crying Game".
I thought that a person's alma mater was the school where that person graduated from, rather than as in Clintoon's case, the school that he attended for a bit before dropping out. When will the press understand that Oxford is not Clintoon's alma mater anymore than Vanderbilt U. is Al Gwhore's alma mater.
I can't beleive I'm paying for her protection. Get the slut of the public dime.
I'm in a bad mood this morning.
I'm going to need to use an audience lifeline for this one ...
....as I wipe the vomit from my chin
She is fair game - a public figure who has expressed opinions which has been responded to appropriately in this forum. As for the bashing - yup it happens here - human nature - get over it or head over to DU, to expect a forum of 80k members to be lacking in goofs is really unreasonable.
That aside, before you complain - have you contributed?
That should read "...after a fifth she looks like one of Britain's most eligible women."
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