Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
| Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country." Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole. The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life. Disclaimer: |
Is there need for me to continue? I haven't bottomed out on Google yet ;~D
As soon as you blow up [plug] one hobbit hole, another one pops up in the next valley...
Sometimes you actually get an eruption of hobbit magma if another hole isnt opened right away...
That's entirely OK...
Heh...somehow they remind me of that ghost gif that went around awhile back...where you were supposed to look for a ghost in a photograph, and then just when you thought you had it spotted in a corner, a person all in white would pop up and run through - make you jump!
That thing got me bad first time through.
Heh.... I remember!
March 4, 2002, a day that will live in infamy......
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1747119/posts?page=194#194
Cross referencing:
The Hobbit hole man who left his 9-to-5 life behind to survive on $5,000 year underground house
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3078864/posts?page=5
Best Thread Ever!
Thank you sir.
I have to wonder if today’s Porkulus spending bill authorizes more thermobaric bombs... ;)
Thermobaric bombs vs. delaying the wall for a year.
I’ll take that trade.
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