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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^
| 03/04/2002
| Constitution Day
Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country."
He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole.
Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life.
The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown.
Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer:
Moderators and FReepers,
This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole.
Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way.
Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking.
He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread...
maybe just injure it a little. |
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To: Constitution Day
161
posted on
10/27/2004 6:34:18 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: HairOfTheDog; Constitution Day
Yeah...we're just so wuvable, who could help it?
162
posted on
10/27/2004 6:36:05 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: HairOfTheDog
The combined forces of Sauron and Christopher Lee couldn't get rid of us! :)
163
posted on
10/27/2004 6:37:51 PM PDT
by
Fedora
(Trolls sleep--but I don't.)
To: Constitution Day
Might I be so bold as to point out that New Zealand has no Air Force. I believe they sold their four planes a couple of years ago. Other than that, give 'em hell!
164
posted on
10/27/2004 6:42:12 PM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(I early voted 18 Oct 2004 and took a car full with me.)
To: Constitution Day
165
posted on
10/27/2004 6:44:03 PM PDT
by
2Jedismom
(Expect me when you see me!)
To: HoustonCurmudgeon
I believe they sold their four planes a couple of years ago.Well, this thread is over 2-1/2 years old, so I hope you'll cut me some slack! ;)
I can't believe this has been resurrected after all this time.
166
posted on
10/27/2004 6:45:42 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery...)
To: 2Jedismom
I'm the one with the chicken. We should have left that a mystery ;~D
167
posted on
10/27/2004 6:46:00 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
To: Constitution Day
168
posted on
10/27/2004 6:48:10 PM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(I early voted 18 Oct 2004 and took a car full with me.)
To: tacticalogic
"Hobbit jelly "
Err...not gonna go there, nope, wouldn't be prudent.
169
posted on
10/27/2004 6:48:13 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Kerry hunting is like Bush going to a gay disco just to prove he's not homophobic (thanks QLA))
To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks for the ping; we'll be around as long the grass will grow and rivers will flow and Free Republic is in cyberspace.
To: 2Jedismom
I need to get a more recent picture of me up there one of these days. *shudder*
But I love that one of you with the chicken!
171
posted on
10/27/2004 6:57:13 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: RosieCotton
172
posted on
10/27/2004 7:04:10 PM PDT
by
2Jedismom
(Expect me when you see me!)
To: HairOfTheDog
The little guy's blinking is creeping me out, here.
173
posted on
10/27/2004 7:04:56 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: RosieCotton
Sorry ;~D
174
posted on
10/27/2004 7:11:01 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
To: HairOfTheDog
175
posted on
10/27/2004 7:26:10 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: RosieCotton
176
posted on
10/27/2004 7:28:50 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
To: Rebelbase
Are you anywhere near Goose Creek SC?
177
posted on
10/27/2004 7:29:31 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: HairOfTheDog
OK, that one might just be the worst.
Freaky.
178
posted on
10/27/2004 7:32:50 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: tacticalogic
Middle NC, about 25 miles S. of Va.
179
posted on
10/27/2004 7:34:03 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Kerry hunting is like Bush going to a gay disco just to prove he's not homophobic (thanks QLA))
To: Rebelbase
OK. Tac Jr. is in Goose Creek.
180
posted on
10/27/2004 7:35:39 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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