[HiJinx]

Well, if that's true, maybe we should string 'em up to the rafters, or nail their little feet to the closet floor! Yeah, that's the ticket!

[SAMWolf]

Cover your walls with velcro, put your kids in a velcro suit and stick them to the walls.

[scottiewottie]

My kids enjoy hanging from the rafters. Why should we let our kids enjoy anything?

Nails are too easily removed, even my three yearolds were able to do that.

Velcro? I just knew there was a reason to go back to Lowes!