Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

"DemonRAT Talk Radio: 'I Am a Good Socialist!!'"

FReegards...MUD

"Jockeying fer '08!!"

FReegards...MUD

"Media Research Center: CyberAlert 19 July 2002!!"

FReegards...MUD

"House Panel Probes Global Crossing's Document Shredding!!"

Sounds like the Modus Operandi of the DemonRATS, including DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe!!

FReegards...MUD

"A Link To Global Crossing, Terry McAuliffe and AFL-CIO"

"McAuliffe, chairman of a record-breaking Democratic fundraiser in May and chairman of recent Democratic convention in Los Angeles, has long been associated with organized labor. In addition to his work on the Union Privileges "affinity" credit card, McAuliffe has had a major role handling investments for the AFL-CIO Union Labor Life Insurance Company (ULLICO). But while he may be welcome at AFL-CIO headquarters, he is reportedly persona non grata at the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW). McAuliffe-related businesses borrowed millions of dollars in loans over the years from the Electrical Workers Pension Plan for a series of business ventures, many of which he defaulted on. The loans themselves were highly favorable to McAuliffe, and there is evidence that the former Electrical Workers secretary-treasurer who made these loans was himself in business dealings with McAuliffe. Labor rackets investigators have been looking into the underlying transactions, and the trustees of the plan have been sued for their negligence in making these imprudent loans. The transactions scream ‘kickbacks’ to any experienced labor rackets investigator, but the probe remains stalled."

FReegards...MUD

"The Senate's Millionaires"

"The richest Republican by far is Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island ($53.6), who is also by far the most liberal GOP Senator...I wrote this little story about an old friend named "Linc":

"A RINO Speaks To His Son"

Welcome back, son.

Dad, you are not angry at me?

Not at all. You were entitled to some years of privacy and peace, a chance to live a little out West.

You said this was important, so I am here.

You are here because we need to talk about your future, the family's future. I am getting old and not feeling very well these days, so the family responsibilities are going to fall on your shoulders. It is time so speak truthfully about what those responsibilities are.

Ooooo. Kay.

You have been fortunate to be born in a comfortable household. Any material thing you could want we have always provided. You have been to the best prep school and college in the area, and all of your needs have been taken care of for these many years. So where do your think the money comes from?

Your salary as a U.S. Senator?

No chance. That salary would barely keep us out of the poor house. Your grandfather worked hard to accumulate a small fortune for this family. More importantly he worked with others to assure that my family and your family, and, if you play your part, your children's family will well for the rest of their lives.

How did he manage this?

Well, you always said you were a conservative and you claimed to understand the free market. Now you have worked a bit in the real world. Have you learned how capitalism works in the real world?

What do you mean?

I mean, if you are a rich capitalist, do you understand what the odds are of keeping that wealth for generation after generation?

I confess I hadn't thought much about it. But I guess in a highly competitive world with great technological changes they aren't very good.

Exactly. If the game is fair We Lose. So your grandfather worked with others to Rig The Game to make sure we won. I continued that effort. You now have to decide if you are ready to join the team.

(to be continued while I rest my typing fingers :-) )

26 posted on 6/27/02 9:20 PM Eastern by cgbg

And if decide not to join then what?

You lose. Your family is struggling to make ends meet. Your kids struggle to go to college. You become a nobody, and our family name fades into distant memory.

So you are telling me that I can't just inherit Grandpa's money and go my own way?

Correct. It is your grandfather's wishes that only those who do their part to maintain the family fortune receive their benefits--once they are old enough make an informed choice. For you that decision time has come.

So what is the deal? What do I have to do to keep the good life?

You just have to do as you are told. Trustees were appointed by your grandfather to handle the family's financial affairs. They in turn appointed successors. You know who they are. They will tell you what to do and when to do it.

Well, what exactly are we talking about here?

We are talking about following in my footsteps as a liberal Republican Senator from our state.

I don't understand. We are wealthy. Why would I be a stupid liberal?

Son, I was explaining it to you earlier. We have to rig the game. Let me give some examples:

Environmental Policy--We own a lot of undeveloped land out West. If developers are permitted to build houses in areas adjacent to ours the value of our land may stay the same, decrease or increase. If the government prohibits development in these areas our land becomes extremely valuable.

Drugs--We own companies that produce a variety of drugs to combat AIDS and other diseases. These drugs are very expensive and can't be afforded by most people who need or think they need them. We need the government to subsidize health care at home and give foreign aid abroad to create a market for our drugs.

Antitrust--Leave our companies alone, and prosecute the competition.

Son, do you get the idea yet?

Then this liberal stuff is just a racket for people like us?

You got it. We are the con men. The public is the suckers.

But won't I get caught? In my youger days I was known as a conservative. I opposed all these government policies and many more.

We own the media, son. They write what we tell them to write. If any reporter is in your face we will ridicule them as crazy or extremist and if they are local we will get them fired. If necessary we can do a lot more than that.

RINO Has A Guest

Son, I invited an old school friend of yours to help fill you in on how it works on the inside.

(Old friend enters. Handshakes and hugs.)

Dad, ___ is a leading conservative. Everybody know that. I don't understand.

Welcome to the real world, son. There are some big plans for ___. He will soon increase his conservative credentials by saving the Party in a critical election. Then we hope that he will follow in his father and brother's footsteps.

His brother? But, you would help elect a conservative?

___ will move to the center when it counts. That will be when he gets his new nickname.

And that new nickname will be?

45.

27 posted on 6/27/02 9:44 PM Eastern by cgbg

Comments forthcoming?!

MUD

"Arab News Claims bin Laden dead!! At least as a Terrorist Force."

"Even if he were still alive physically, Bin Laden is dead politically. He may live some more years in the hide-outs of the tribal zone in Pakistan just as some Nazi fugitives survived in the remote areas of Argentina and Paraguay. Bin Laden is the known face of a particular brand of politics that committed suicide in New York and Washington on Sept.11, 2001, killing thousands of innocent people in the process."

Interesting, considering the source...MUD

The Beatles' "Sexy Sadie"

SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!!
You made a fool of everyone...
You made a fool of everyone...
SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!

EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules!
You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see...
You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!!
SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!!
One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!!
She came along to turn on everyone
Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!

Waco Sadist...when did you know?!
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know

Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!!
However big you think you are...
However big you think you are...
Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet

We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all

She made a fool of everyone
SlickBoy Willie...
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie...

G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)

Some of these are just too easy...heh heh heh!!

FReegards...MUD

"A List of Activist DemonRAT Front Organizations for Media Activity"

For later perusin'...MUD

"Remember Lott's Mom..."

"President Bush has provided impeccable leadership on the war, but he has all but dropped the Republican label from his political identity. Like President Nixon in 1972, he is simply "The President" now. Congressional Republicans are left to fend for themselves.
So, will a leader emerge? Will a conservative agenda comparable to the "Contract With America" ever come to fruition? Will the leadership of the party ever stand up and say "NO!" to the minimum wage, prescription drugs, and federal spending? More than that, will Republicans make coherent and convincing arguments to the American People on these matters? Will they be as ruthless as the Democrats in doing anything they can to stack the deck in their favor?
For the time being, it seems that Republicans are content to remain political punching bags."

FReegards...MUD

"Mister Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mister Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim and the libertarians

John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/9/01 1:35 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

"WaHooWah...UVA Football Season Just Around the Corner!!!"

FReegards...MUD

"START OVER!"

When you've trusted God and walked His way
When you've felt His hand lead you day by day
But your steps now take you another way...
START OVER!

When you've made your plans and they've gone awry
When you've tried your best and there's no more try
When you've failed yourself and you don't know why...
START OVER!

When you've told your friends what you plan to do
When you've trusted them and they didn't come through
And you're all alone and it's up to you...
START OVER!

When you've failed your kids and they're grown and gone
When you've done your best but it's turned out wrong
And now your grandchildren come along...
START OVER!

When you've prayed to God so you'll know His will
When you've prayed and prayed and you don't know still
When you want to stop cause you've had your fill...
START OVER!

When you think you're finished and want to quit
When you've bottomed out in life's deepest pit
When you've tried and tried to get out of it...
START OVER!

When the year has been to long and successes few
When December comes and you're feeling blue
God gives a January just for you...
START OVER!

Thanks fer the bump, whoever sent this...MUD

"Partial Social Security Privatization OK, Most Americans Say"

"Almost 70 percent of Americans believe younger workers should have the choice of investing a portion of their Social Security taxes in personal retirement accounts..."

FReegards...MUD

Fabulous, Mud, thanks for the ping. This deserves to be in the Belvedere room.

FReegards

Yep...one of the beauties of being an American, there is always hope for yet another new beginning.

FReegards...MUD

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Dem Lib'rals Cow!!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUD's House,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned, There Ain't No Excuse...
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse!!
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not "The Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!

SlixMYbitch...MUD

246 posted on 11/20/01 5:27 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh henh...MUD

"This deserves to be in the Belvedere room."

Hey, cb...good evening!! Did ya see what poet said about whoever's #473?! Start Over!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"Almost 70 percent of Americans believe younger workers should have the choice of investing a portion of their Social Security taxes in personal retirement accounts..."

Damn straight, buddy-roo. Or else I probably won't see a single penny of what's been taken out of my paycheck for Socialist Insecurity by the time I hit retirement age!