Black VIII: "FRiends of Slick Willie" (FOB's Beware! McLowlife's Future Ain't Worth a Plug Nickle!!)

The Dark, Dreary MudCave.....Sixteen Months from the Dreaded Four-Oh!! ^ | 9 February 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past!!

McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"just take a look at the names *headlining* this 'Rat freakfest..."

LOL...for the record, I shall not be attending.

"Special Guest President Bill Clinton"

Betcha this twirp pulls out his sax and the Lefty RATS will treat him a rock star...the CounterCulture Left has no clue!!

And yes, this sort of thing does make me want to hurl...McLowlife and the EX-Rapist-in-Chief are common criminals, yet they continue to be treated like royalty.

SHEEEEESH...MUD

[Landru]

"And yes, this sort of thing does make me want to hurl..."

Ahhhh yes; I thought it just might.
Maloox Supreme; good stuff to have whenever 'Rats are around, kid.
{g}

"McLowlife and the EX-Rapist-in-Chief are common criminals, yet they continue to be treated like royalty."

Wrong.
LOOK who it is celebrating the traitorous quisling, Mud.
Just look.

Freaks, fairies, & fools on a scale I cannot believe they've the nerve to assemble on one stage, in one venue.
Jesters galore playing to The Clown; & in such paltry numbers, at that.
Yea.
*All* coming to celebrate the Grand Daddy of all has-beens past, present, or future...William Jefferson Blyth Clinton.
Affectionately known to ALL as their...

SINK Emporer!!

Bwaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!

Only one, "is" conspiculously missing...
Yea; Monica!!
All set to *party* in her blue dress.

BWAAAHAAAAAAA -- Heheheeeeeeeee!!!!

[sultan88]

Some apt commentary, Lan...

Sorry you and Mud can't make it. LOL

[sultan88]

So Jason Giambi "sucks for air" all season. The Yankees come to Oakland and his bat booms. SHEEESH!

[Landru]

"Sorry you and Mud can't make it."

Smartass. {g}

Seriously now; think The Puking Men w/could be a draw at this *thing*?

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Puking Men w/could be a draw..."

Considering the krap the RATS spew, we'd certainly be a step up in the entertainment...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Jason Giambi "sucks for air" all season."

His brother Jeremy is kickin' his butt so far this season...what worries me is those damned Mariners jumping out to the big lead again. Sure look forward to getting Mulder back.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

How 'bout a little "Ten Years After"?!!

FReegards...MUD

[backhoe]

FYI- some old files you may find of interest:

FOB and FOFOB... the clinton friend files

[sultan88]

Sure look forward to getting Mulder back.

Mulder is my favorite, too. But Fhyrie pitched a good game in his place and the A's got 19 hits today. That sure helps my All-A's Fantasy Team!

[Mudboy Slim]

Excellent link, my FRiend...that one took some time to compile, didn't it?!

FReegards...MUD

[lds23]

I accidentally got Zappa's "Freak Out" as a mistaken selection in the record club as a pre-teenager back in 1970 or so. After hearing "Help! I'm a Rock!", I was never the same.

Anyways, I really wish there was a FReeper band that could record some of these tunes and post them.

[lds23]

I'd keep my eye on AT&T's Armstrong, too. While at Hughes, he was a key supporter of the technology transfers to China under the Clinton admin. And Legere, of Global Crossings, was AT&T's head honcho in the Far East at the same time.

For now, I just keep whistlin' past the graveyard.

[Mudboy Slim]

"A's got 19 hits today."

I like the team this year and I like their chances to surprise folks in October...but we gotta get to the dance first.

"That sure helps my All-A's Fantasy Team!"

LOL...can't compete with yer heart in Fantasy Sports, my FRiend. I know this 'cuz I've got Stephen Davis saved on my fantasy squad since '00, just waiting on him to have that 15-TD season this fall...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I accidentally got Zappa's "Freak Out" as a mistaken selection in the record club as a pre-teenager back in 1970 or so. After hearing "Help! I'm a Rock!", I was never the same."

LOL...I was never that big of a Zappa fan until some dude lent me his "Have I Offended Someone?" CD. I've still got the CD and most of a parody written fer "Valley Girl" ("Lib-uh-rals")!! Zappa was a weird dude in a lotta ways, but I like his type of humor.

"Anyways, I really wish there was a FReeper band that could record some of these tunes and post them."

Me and some buddies have been working on it, but if anyone wants to beat me to the punch, they're more than welcome!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...AT&T's Armstrong, too. While at Hughes, he was a key supporter of the technology transfers to China under the Clinton admin. And Legere, of Global Crossings, was AT&T's head honcho in the Far East at the same time."

Yer not really a "Newbie," are you?! That's some intricate cross-linking of crimes you got working there.

"For now, I just keep whistlin' past the graveyard."

Can't hurt to keep making noise!! Truth is, both McAuliffe and Clinton have committed so many crimes they should both be locked away fer life...so we'll keep preachin' the Truth and someday Clinton will get what's coming to him.

Welcome to FR, "Newbie"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Yes, Zappa's Mothers of Invention and Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show have made some classics that should be FReeped!!

[sultan88]

Alright! Now yer cookin', Mud!

[backhoe]

took some time

It's about a year and a half of "stuff I had on floppies in drawers...."