Heeeeeeeeeee's Back (Owlgore Caption Photo)

(AP)

[Dallas]

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[parsifal]

My caption:. . ."So then I said, "Whooo, Rudy! That thing really is enlarged..."

[parsifal]

So I said, "Hell no, Bill! I want one of them cigars that's still wrapped..."

[parsifal]

So I said to him, "Shake your finger like this, and say "I did not have sex with that woman..."

[EdZep]

Back? OK, but, let's see him at his best:

"Loser, Liar, Looney, Lefty"

Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.

[Sunnyvale CA Eng.]

I watched this too and was unimpressed. It just sounded like the same old Gore talking points - frequently rehearsed fear mongering and lies. His delivery still stinks - too stiff and rehearsed - he reminded me of somebody doing a bad Al Gore parody.

I enjoyed his segment on the environment and energy where he said that GW and Co. were turning back regulations and wanted to drill in the protected areas of Alaska (read artic desert).

I wonder what prompted Gore's re coming-out party. He could be a nuisance to GW and start with the near daily sound bites about current affairs (like Bubba has been doing) which the media would be all too glad to publish. Either Gore is starting his '04 election campaign or the Rat leadership wanted another loud voice undermining the war effort and trying to hammer away on GW's high poll #'s - or both.

[CyberAnt]

One thing about this guy which freightens me is the fact that he is reported to take up to 9 showers a day. I think that's just a tad obsessive, don't you?

[weegee]

Good catch, added to Separated At Birth?

[kassie]

On a thread a few days back it was talked about that GW will win in 2004 so the RATS will have a sacrificial candidate. It will be gore, and save hillary for the election after that!

[BradyLS]

Let me tell you: Al Gore has learned the hard lessons of life and has swallowed the bitter pill of defeat. Let me assure that will never happen to me again. Jonathan Frakes, on the other hand...

[Howlin]

He does -- and he has to have a FRESH, WRAPPED new bar every single time. It was also rumored that he required new carpeting in ALL the rooms he stayed in.

And he SWEATS a LOT. More than anybody I've ever seen.

[sneakypete]

One thing about this guy which freightens me is the fact that he is reported to take up to 9 showers a day. I think that's just a tad obsessive, don't you?

No. If I were Goober there wouldn't be enough showers in all the world to make ME feel clean. He is a borderline retard who MIGHT be a idiot savant whose only talent is memorizing. He can remember the words,but he clearly doesn't understand what any of them mean. He has never made a single decision on his own in his whole wretched life,or DONE anything on his own. Family wealth even bought his wife for him. His mother is a communist whore,his father was owned outright by the KBG,and the Russian mafiya owns HIM outright. His children are a combination of his intellect and his whore wife's morality. Considering all that,how many showers a day would YOU need to feel clean?

[Howlin]

I don't believe they want him to run, period. If he does keep this up, expect to hear damaging gossip about him, from guess who? HRC.

[Trueblackman]

I want everyone here to know tonight that my mother did in fact sing union label songs to me at age 27, that I am in fact the biggest loser in life just like my jackson daddy and that I could not even tie my shoes without the help of Bill Clinton!!!

[texasbluebell]

I don't think I could stand to see any more of these people and their foolishness while the country went to the dogs. Totally undignified, but that was the least of our problems with them. Thank God Elvis has left the building.

Photos by Copyright, New York Daily News MANDATORY CREDIT (AP)

[Redcloak]

Former Vice-President and failed Presidential candidate Albert Gore, jr., back from his isolated cabin in the woods, speaks before an enthusiatic crowd. Gore stated that his trip's purpose was twofold: To speak before this Democrat group and to pick up more matches and plumbing supplies for use at his cabin.

[Palladin]

Gore looks and sounds more like Trotsky every day.

[summer]

AL GORE: "And, I PROMISE you - I WILL open my own Shoney's restaurant, if I lose again in 2004."

[pankot]

"Where's my pitchfork?"

[Howlin]

Have you EVER seen a white man sweat that much????

And she must be loaded to the gill with drugs to be letting him do this again; but, of course, he couldn't care less if she goes crazy, as long as HE gets what he thinks he is owed. His daddy told him it was his to have!