No. If I were Goober there wouldn't be enough showers in all the world to make ME feel clean. He is a borderline retard who MIGHT be a idiot savant whose only talent is memorizing. He can remember the words,but he clearly doesn't understand what any of them mean. He has never made a single decision on his own in his whole wretched life,or DONE anything on his own. Family wealth even bought his wife for him. His mother is a communist whore,his father was owned outright by the KBG,and the Russian mafiya owns HIM outright. His children are a combination of his intellect and his whore wife's morality. Considering all that,how many showers a day would YOU need to feel clean?
(has it gone extinct yet?)