Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[christine]

hi sweetie! how've you been? :)

[grannie9]

Listen up you lazy louts,
there's witchery afoot..

There's a wench that's called Miss Goody,
and she has that "Special Look..".

Our dearest Capt'n, brave and true,
his honor to us pledged,

agreed to bed Miss Goody,
to save our worthless heads.

This darling of the seven seas,
may even save the world...

but, in his quest he just might fail,
and lose his earthly pale..

If this the case, you motley crew,
we must fulfull his plea...

And bury him for England,
and in his blessed sea...

So, empty all your pockets,
and give to me your geld..

I'll put it twixt my comely breasts,
and in safety t'will be held..

[grannie9]

Notice I did not mention my twins name... Family has to stick together... lol

[acnielsen guy]

Hi Chris - I have been fine and as you see saving the world.

[palo verde]

hi Goody
I overslept
I woke up to find all this
our captain has generously offered to sleep with you so I can continue to go to McDonalds
what a guy!
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

your evil twin was bad girl on yahoo last night
she said ''cats stink''
I protested cause I love cats
but habs said ''we have to let her vent, her company is drivin' her nuts''
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I see you are on FR to save the world
you are a heck of a guy

[palo verde]

you didn't miss much on yahoo conference
westy informed us history channel is doin' kama sutra
grannie watched it on her widescreen tv
oki played it softly in the background
however habs left conference to devote his full attention to it
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

AC's sacrifices on your's and Goody's behalf are very inspiring and noble.He's giving rogues, dregs and miscreants a bad name now and pretty soon we'll have to be chivalrous more oftern than I like.I don't like this development one bit, no siree Bob.AC will lose his union privileges soon if he keeps this up ;-)

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[palo verde]

I'm tryin' to understand the above posts
our captain wants to sleep with Goody and you want us to give you all our gold
I've just been on freepathon
it's funny these two items didn't come up
to inspire posters to contribute
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

altho they are both stirrin' appeals

[GoodyBrown]

I'm happy to see you. We have had too much company by far....even though I have petitpointed dear Benjamin's saying about Fish on all the pillows.

[GoodyBrown]

My goodness. I'm sure I missed very little on IM. As dear Dame Edna is wont to say ..."caring and sharing, that's what it's all about."

[GoodyBrown]

Dear Pirate AC

Hapless Goody with awed look
glimpsed douceur first and then a hook
From hence,dear Freddie,undeceived
Know, one false step is ne'er retrieved
Be with caution, bold
Not all that glisters, gold

[grannie9]

LOL.. and I've drunk myself sober.... I am not proud of it, but that's what happens when you hang around young people.. They refuse to acknowledge that you're old... I think I have proven this time, that I'm on my way.... Hopefullly the word will be spread around...and by the time I get home again..I will get some relief..

[GoodyBrown]

LOL you have radar made of feathers!

[grannie9]

No, Goody... I used to have Radar.. Now it's like the blind leading the blind...;)

[GoodyBrown]

My grand mamma is 97. She is into going out for lunch and then to shop. I am usually exhausted. 'Course she sleeps til noon. She's the one I call Pillowcases Galore.

[GoodyBrown]

LOL Not blind, doll. Where's home? I myself am somewhat homeless...