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| 1/29/02
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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: palo verde
I'm jealous. Wish I had a quarter pounder avec fromage...
To: westmex
that is interesting westy, maybe tomorrow I will read whole thread
I've been on others, they were the same as you describe
but I still like them, cause I get excited 'bout call for freedom
To: GoodyBrown
I don't mind them either, as long as they are tasteful..Gets a little gross when the whole body is covered though...
..Westy
To: palo verde
Oh it's useless. It's their way of putting G_d in jail...
To: GoodyBrown
it was delicious, Goody
your husband lets you have a tattoo
you already have one?
To: westmex
lol whole body covered. Did you ever see or hear Groucho sing "Lydia, The Tattooed Lady"?
To: GoodyBrown
putting G_d in jail...He won't like it there, I know I've been there...lol..
...Westy
To: Grannie9;habs4ever;palo verde;GoodyBrown
You have no place left to have compromised, sugar;-)You can't play the ingenue any longer, babe. You're too much like Shelley Winters for that !! You have insulted me to the core...and I was told you were a gentleman...
There, there.. my haunter of the hammocks dry your eyes, blow your nose and take a sippers of your Captn's grog. You must understand my woodland nymph Monsieur habs has his problems which tend to make him bitter.. He is living in a land of Canookie girls and huskies who are a picky lot. South of the border Hab's prospects, with his smattering of French, may improve although not by much I warrant.
In fact I have one of hab's emails addressed to members of a lonely-hearts club in Winnipeg - he lucked out in Toronto. I believe I am doing him a favor by posting it on FR where, during a dry spell, a goodly number of Mademoiselles tend to gather.
To whom it may concern:
Oh, is there not one maiden breast
Which does not feel the moral beauty
Of making worldly interest
Subordinate to sense of duty?
Who would not give up willingly
All matrimonial ambition,
To rescue such a one as I
From his unfortunate position?
Oh, is there not one maiden here
Whose homely face and bad complexion
Have caused all hope to disappear
Of ever winning man's affection?
Of such a one, if such there be,
I swear by Heaven's arch above you,
If you will cast your eyes on me,
However plain you be, I'll love you.
However plain you be,
If you will cast your eyes on me,
However plain you be I'll love you,
I'll love you, I'll love, I'll love you!
From your Pirate of Penzance
To: GoodyBrown
fofl, I always hold myself back cause I don't like to argue religion
plus I respect all beliefs
but just this one time it was refreshing to say '''love one another' doesn't mean put everyone in prison'' lol
To: GoodyBrown
Don't think I have Goody. I've led a sheltered life...lol..
..Westy
To: westmex
lol I forgot
you're the only one of us who has been in jail lol
To: palo verde
I had a little one on my ankle when we met. The poor guy just rolls his eyes at me bout ev'rything I do... and laughs. We like each other to be who we are.
To: GoodyBrown
Goody, this is not cyber space
this really happened
westy posted 'bout it once late at night
that's why I don't remember the details too well
I think his dog bothered the neighbor and the neighbor had westy thrown in jail
but westy's cellmate helped him figure out how to post bond
westy will fix the details
To: GoodyBrown
We like each other to be who we are.And that is how it should be..IMHO...
...Westy
To: acnielsen guy
ac, I just read your post
I am cracking up
you are so funny
habs is gonna murder you
Love, Palo
To: GoodyBrown
a little one on your ankle sounds so feminine
maybe I ought to start that way
before I get bumblee bee on my tush
To: palo verde
Oh my....that murder word has come up again..What a violent group of people hang out on this thread....
...Westy
To: acnielsen guy
...sigh
To: GoodyBrown
I was doing a little Pirating of Penzance. But 'tis all true Sullivan based it on my life story. Would grannie lie?
To: acnielsen guy
Do ya like Flanders and Swann?
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