Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[grannie9]

I'm going to get a tattoo of an Ox... I'm not telling yet where it's going to go... but probably right close to the Rose tattoo I already have....

[palo verde]

fofl I can't wait till you get your tattoo of the Ox
please post a pic when you get it done

[palo verde]

is that why your hubby was tipsy in the big city
he was in shock from you sneakin' off to get your tattoo

[habs4ever]

I think it would be appropriate for your tat to be a lil UFO ship ;-)

[grannie9]

Ahhhhh...I'd better not... It might be in a compromising place... yanohowitis?

[grannie9]

Or a pair of red high heels...? How about an ET in red high heels...?

[palo verde]

zut alors! les hommes!
ils sont de trop
when I first moved to Tucson I told Bill I wanted a tattoo
he said absolutely no
he said if you were a skinny 20 year old
you could get a tattoo of a butterfly and it would look pretty
but if you get one now you will look slutty

[habs4ever]

You have no place left to have compromised, sugar;-)You can't play the ingenue any longer, babe.You're too much like Shelley Winters for that !!

[habs4ever]

20 yr olds normally like to show them off; is that your plan, too, Ms Verde, to bare your belly in the Tuscon Malls?

[grannie9]

You have insulted me to the core...and I was told you were a gentleman...

[palo verde]

the girl in the shower room in the pool last summer
had a map of the world tattooed on her tush
it was so interesting studying her tush to see where Australia was

[palo verde]

he's young and raw lol

[palo verde]

if I've told you once I've told you a million times
chickita is a sizzlin' sexpot

[palo verde]

ac, where are u?
habs is actin' up

[grannie9]

I think I'm going to have to call my swashbuckling Pirate for my revenge of Habs... He'll have him walking the plank or keel-haul the leetle peepsqueeek.

[habs4ever]

Shelley, I did like you in the Poseidon Adventure!! Especially, when you got stuck in the blow hole!!LOL....kisses your way, oh, and what about a chicken salad sandwich for lunch tomorrow?? ;-)

[habs4ever]

AC is afflicted with Spanish ennui, it comes from too many Rioja's and afternoon paella's...plus he's English, you can't count on them;-)Though he maybe working for MI6 in Bilbao, I tend to think he's actually smuggling watches through the Pyrennes ;-)

[grannie9]

I can't talk to the condemned... It makes me sad...

[palo verde]

ac, habs insulted your concubine
she wants you to have the pipsqueak walk the plank

[palo verde]

cheri, what would you like for your last meal?