Posted on 01/25/2002 8:56:17 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Since everyone is going nuts on the vanities lately, I'll jump in on this one.
What is the worst drink you have ever had? I'll have to go with Killarney's Red beer. Anheisure-Busch came out with it to compete with Killians. Since I'm a fan of Killian's Red, I tried it. I gave 5 beers away from the 6-pack.
Dishonorable mention goes to Popov, Southern Comfort(flame away), and that AWFUL stuff called Bud Lite, which came straight from their Clydesdale horses if you know what I mean.
LMAO! But, don't worry, brother, I'm laughing WITH you...
And how. Even more impressive was that I passed it in the dorm bathroom toilet stall with my legs sprawled out under the doors. A friend had to come drag me out...and the soiled pants.
Lemme splain...
A "vomit pig" is a shot of half Jegemeister and half tequila.
You know how your saliva glands just flow and flow just before you're about ready to barf? Well, that's what his drink will incite.
This is the perfect shot to buy for that guy who is so drunk that courtesy has gone out the window as he preys upon your woman. If he is really wasted, after doing this shot, he will immediately run to the men's room to blow...and hence forth will no longer bother you.
If you feel that he will require you to do a shot with him as you ruin his evening, then descretely ask the bartender to give you a shot of ordinary cola, to let it rest until the carbonation subsides and to be sure to give the "mark" the vomit pig as you shoot ordinary cola. The color is the same and if he's wasted, he'll certainly never notice the difference anyway. The pest will be out of your hair in less than two minutes flat!
Works like a charm every time.
Just say; "bye bye loser...enjoy driving the porcelian bus!"
LOL
Probably the worst beer I ever ran across was a local beer from Grafenwohn (Vilseck) Germany...Tucher ...very raw and a guaranteed headache....immediately! :-)
I think I did something similar When I was going to Chico state, but it's all fuzzy for some reason.
P.S: If you turn the beer can upside down, you get a shockingly graphic illusion. It looks, ahem, like Batman going down on the Catwoman.
[shudder]
It ain't Blackthorn, that's for sure. It ain't even Strongbow...
You'll never go wrong with a pionta Guinness, and I'm a big fan of a shot of Jameson in the bottom of a pint of (good) cider. Oh, the "Johnny Jump Up." There outta be a song... Dang I should have gone to the pub tonight.
BUCKHORN!!
I'd have to say "Strawberry Hill."
Best?
That's a long story. When I hit Vietnam we had about 3 months without any booze at all. I was in a helo squadron (HMM-362) and one day a helo showed up with a pallet of black market beer slung under it. God knows where they got it! The air temp that day felt like 130 degrees in the shade with 99% humidity. The beer was Falstaff in steel cans. They had rust all over them. The beer was warm. That first can was the nectar of the gods!
LOL! I actually like that stuff. Preferably ice-cold. A local tavern has it on tap and it goes down smooth and packs a nice kick to it.
BUCKHORN!!
Brrrr...that's nasty stuff. But I might have to cast my vote on Australia's KB in the gold "oil can". All I remember is the next moring waking up wearing a blue horizontal striped shirt, with wearing also blue vertical stripped shorts (at least I had clothes on). I barely remember barfing, but I did (fortunately, made it flawlessly to the bathroom :-). Ooooohhhh.....bad stuff. Worse part of it was, the real cute guy I liked at the time came in to say good night to me, and I didn't even remember! Ouch! Never again.....
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