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TOP TEN LIST: Suggestions For A Sexier CNN
Posted on 01/08/2002 5:15:55 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
10. Breast implant surgery for Andrea Thompson 9. Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas
8. Remake Long Dong Silver starring Bernie Shaw
7. Schedule John King for that much over due bikini wax
6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"
5. Replace Crossfires Tucker Carlson with Dr Ruth
4. Replace Crossfires Bill Press with a Real Man
3. "Cross Dressing With Kaplan" starring the Lewinsky dress
2. Lower studio temperature, call it CNN Headlights News
1. Breast reduction surgery for Wolf Blizter
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To: SolitaryMan
Sorry to do this to you...
To: Calpublican;tennessee_bob
For some reason, I laughed and cried doing this one. It didnt come out great, but you get the idea. A pig in a new suit is still a...
To: RedBloodedAmerican
YIKES!!!
63
posted on
01/08/2002 6:31:44 PM PST
by
charphar
To: charphar
Which end?
To: Doctor Raoul
Have Larry King show some cleavage.
65
posted on
01/08/2002 6:33:32 PM PST
by
Consort
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Where are you? I'm coming over there to HURT you. STOP IT!!! :-)
66
posted on
01/08/2002 6:33:41 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: Doctor Raoul
Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas Whaddya tryin to do? Turn me gay? I don't wanna see that.
The only CNN lady worth anything IMO is Andrea Thompson.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Which end?BOTH ends! But for ENTIRELY OPPOSITE REASONS!!!
68
posted on
01/08/2002 6:35:07 PM PST
by
charphar
To: RedBloodedAmerican;Doctor Raoul
Post 45
Bawahahaha! OMG! That's ugly.
Wolf Blitz has Boobs?
69
posted on
01/08/2002 6:40:03 PM PST
by
Teacup
To: Doctor Raoul
How about Bill Schneider in drag. Post it next to Helen Thomas and watch the camera lenses melt.
To: charphar
Notice how Helen has that lovely shade of "almost green" skin tone! Kind of looks like the witch in "The Wizard of Oz"!
Is that really her skin color? Or did you "adjust" it? Or is it just my monitor?
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posted on
01/08/2002 6:45:55 PM PST
by
charphar
To: Teacup
Wolf Blitz has Boobs? Well THEY claim they're journalists.
To: Doctor Raoul
Make Larry Flynt C.E.O. (And--he might actually improve the quality of CNN.)
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To: Teacup
Blitzer has bigger boobs than anorexic Judy Woodruff....heck so does her husband, Al Hunt!! Somebody slap me!! Atlanta Radio talk guy, The Kimmer, asked people not to make fun of Judy, that she had earned every wrinkle in her turkey neck.
But somebody slap her too!! That lip smacking she does at the end of every sentence can drive you crazy!
75
posted on
01/08/2002 6:55:12 PM PST
by
YaYa123
To: YaYa123
76
posted on
01/08/2002 6:56:54 PM PST
by
FresnoDA
To: YaYa123
Blitzer has bigger boobs than anorexic Judy Woodruff....heck so does her husband, Al Hunt!! Re: Al and Judy; And I thought "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason" would horrify people......
To: demkicker
Re post # 32: You hit the nail on the head. CNN is going to do everything imaginable except the one thing they need to do: Be truthful.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
You know, I'm checking real hard to see if you can go to jail for that kind of thing. I mean, it just ain't right.
To: Howlin; RedBloodedAmerican
Where are you? I'm coming over there to HURT you. STOP IT!!! :-) Get in line, Howlin, I've had dibs since sometime yesterday....
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