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TOP TEN LIST: Suggestions For A Sexier CNN
Posted on 01/08/2002 5:15:55 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
10. Breast implant surgery for Andrea Thompson 9. Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas
8. Remake “Long Dong Silver” starring Bernie Shaw
7. Schedule John King for that much over due bikini wax
6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"
5. Replace Crossfire’s Tucker Carlson with Dr Ruth
4. Replace Crossfire’s Bill Press with a Real Man
3. "Cross Dressing With Kaplan" starring the Lewinsky dress
2. Lower studio temperature, call it “CNN Headlights News”
1. Breast reduction surgery for Wolf Blizter
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To: PJ-Comix
You're such a sick puppy.
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:54:46 PM PST
by
JMJ333
To: Doctor Raoul
Number One Suggestion for a Sexier CNN.... STOP BEING Communists News Network!!!!
To: Doctor Raoul
A "potato(e)" for Wolfie.
To: PJ-comix
At least you didn't nominate Beth Friedman. ;)
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posted on
01/08/2002 6:04:42 PM PST
by
JMJ333
To: Tennessee_Bob;howlin;cmsgop
Darn the luck. Lookie what I found.
"C'mon Bob! Let's boogie!"
To: BunnySlippers
Yeah and be sure Wolf understand that in goes in front, not the back.
To: contessa machiaveli
Actually, the CNN reporter list reads like a great "adult film" cast in itself: Kelli Arena, Satinder Bindra, Catherine Bond, Chris Burns, Susan Candiotti, Candy Crowley, David Ensor (!), Jeff Flock (!!), Major Garrett, Eric Horng, John King, Gina London, Dennis Michael, Michelle Mitchell, Gail O'Neill, Nic Robertson, Rhonda Rowland (help me, Rhonda!), Kate Snow, and, of course, Martin Savidge,
To: Calpublican
With apologies to your husband....
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Yikes, she has the turkey waddle and feathers and everything. Awk!
To: charphar
Have to agree with you there.
To: BunnySlippers;bayourod
Throw her some beads!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
ROFLMAO. I love it!
52
posted on
01/08/2002 6:13:10 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: Doctor Raoul
24x7 Lynne Russell. someone over there is an idiot for letting her get away...
To: RedBloodedAmerican
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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posted on
01/08/2002 6:14:02 PM PST
by
falfa
To: go star go
Lynne Russell was the most incredible woman ever to deliver a newscast...
To: RedBloodedAmerican
She hasn't looked that good in 60 or 70 years. Do you have something larger in a mask?
56
posted on
01/08/2002 6:16:08 PM PST
by
TC Rider
To: go star go
When? Where did she go?
To: RedBloodedAmerican
There is not enough viagra in the world to get a male excited over that old bag. Of course the mask is a nice touch.
To: SolitaryMan
Sorry to do this to you...
To: Doctor Raoul
Bring back Mama Cass!
60
posted on
01/08/2002 6:20:21 PM PST
by
calmseas
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