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TOP TEN LIST: Suggestions For A Sexier CNN
Posted on 01/08/2002 5:15:55 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
10. Breast implant surgery for Andrea Thompson 9. Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas
8. Remake Long Dong Silver starring Bernie Shaw
7. Schedule John King for that much over due bikini wax
6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"
5. Replace Crossfires Tucker Carlson with Dr Ruth
4. Replace Crossfires Bill Press with a Real Man
3. "Cross Dressing With Kaplan" starring the Lewinsky dress
2. Lower studio temperature, call it CNN Headlights News
1. Breast reduction surgery for Wolf Blizter
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To: Doctor Raoul
You are going to have some very scary nightmares tonight :-)
To: Doctor Raoul
Male dancers in thong bikinis as intro to news segments.
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:34:13 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Doctor Raoul
Remember when Bill Bradley took off Larry King's Glasses to be "spontaneous". Imagine if he ripped off Larry's shirt afterward. Just imagine Larry with his man breasts and no glasses. I have to go clean my lunch off my shirt now.
To: Doctor Raoul
4. Replace Crossfires Bill Press with a Real Man CNN just signed Richard Simmons. Press better revise that resume.
To: antienvironmentalist
CNN=Cable News...Naked!
To: Iowa Granny
She has to take off her shoes to show her stuff!
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:38:58 PM PST
by
GotMojo
To: JennysCool
"Why Do You Think They Call It ... Cable?"
To: JennysCool
Central Nookie Network
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:39:41 PM PST
by
GotMojo
To: JennysCool
"Tonight...On A Very Special 'Larry King Nude' ..."
To: SolitaryMan
This quote from the Washington Times account of CNN yanking the "Paula Zahn is sexy" ad...
"Sexy or not, the blond, svelte Miss Zahn turns 46 next month, is the mother of three and has spent 23 years before the camera as a correspondent for CBS and ABC, among others. If anything, the news that a woman in such circumstances is officially "sexy" should reassure middle-aged females everywhere, save die-hard feminists."
Again, I say, she is pretty easy on the eyes!
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:43:38 PM PST
by
charphar
To: charphar
"TalkBack Live" ... Less Talk, More Back ...
To: Doctor Raoul
SUGGESTIONS FOR A SEXIER CNN:
HOW ABOUT REPORTING THE TRUTH? I'VE ALWAYS FOUND IT TO BE VERY "SEXY".
To: GotMojo
Very, very funny!!!
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:47:47 PM PST
by
abclily
To: Doctor Raoul
I just heaved dinner over # 6......
To: JennysCool
Dwarf hurling starring the gravitationally challenged "little Tommy Dasshole"
Industrial liposuction demonstrated by Naddler the Pizza
Thong snapping with billy clintoon and Monica
Macheavelli for the pearl and twinset group hosted by shrillary clintoon
To: Doctor Raoul
BWAHAHAHAH
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:50:31 PM PST
by
WriteOn
To: Doctor Raoul
WRONG on "All Counts!"
Larry King just interviewed Sarah Ferguson.
She is an ASTOUNDINGLY BEAUTIFUL & INTELLIGENT representative of the "ENGLISH PERSPECTIVE!"
She is a"Modern Guenevere!"
IF the current Monarchy CANNOT find a way to "integrate" "Fergie" into it's "Succession," then the British Monarchy is STUPID!!
I have LOTS of "Faith" in the Monarchy; I believe they will "Make us Proud--& AWED." ----& "Fergie" will be revered for "Generations to Come!"
I cannot explain my "Hunch," but I believe that the "Fate" of "America" is irrevocably tied to the "Fate" of England!
Doc
To: SolitaryMan
She's not a journalist.
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:51:49 PM PST
by
WriteOn
To: JennysCool
LOL
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:52:22 PM PST
by
WriteOn
To: spokeshave
machiavelli? what do i have to do with this.
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