TOP TEN LIST: Suggestions For A Sexier CNN

[Doctor Raoul]

10. Breast implant surgery for Andrea Thompson

9. Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas

8. Remake “Long Dong Silver” starring Bernie Shaw

7. Schedule John King for that much over due bikini wax

6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"

5. Replace Crossfire’s Tucker Carlson with Dr Ruth

4. Replace Crossfire’s Bill Press with a Real Man

3. "Cross Dressing With Kaplan" starring the Lewinsky dress

2. Lower studio temperature, call it “CNN Headlights News”

1. Breast reduction surgery for Wolf Blizter

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Sorry to do this to you...

[RedBloodedAmerican]

For some reason, I laughed and cried doing this one. It didnt come out great, but you get the idea. A pig in a new suit is still a...

[charphar]

YIKES!!!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Which end?

[Consort]

Have Larry King show some cleavage.

[Howlin]

Where are you? I'm coming over there to HURT you. STOP IT!!! :-)

[Dan from Michigan]

Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas

Whaddya tryin to do? Turn me gay? I don't wanna see that.

The only CNN lady worth anything IMO is Andrea Thompson.

[charphar]

Which end?

BOTH ends! But for ENTIRELY OPPOSITE REASONS!!!

[Teacup]

Post 45

Bawahahaha! OMG! That's ugly.

Wolf Blitz has Boobs?

[tom paine 2]

How about Bill Schneider in drag. Post it next to Helen Thomas and watch the camera lenses melt.

[charphar]

Notice how Helen has that lovely shade of "almost green" skin tone! Kind of looks like the witch in "The Wizard of Oz"!

Is that really her skin color? Or did you "adjust" it? Or is it just my monitor?

[Doctor Raoul]

Wolf Blitz has Boobs?

Well THEY claim they're journalists.

[Savage Beast]

Make Larry Flynt C.E.O. (And--he might actually improve the quality of CNN.)

[YaYa123]

Blitzer has bigger boobs than anorexic Judy Woodruff....heck so does her husband, Al Hunt!! Somebody slap me!! Atlanta Radio talk guy, The Kimmer, asked people not to make fun of Judy, that she had earned every wrinkle in her turkey neck.

But somebody slap her too!! That lip smacking she does at the end of every sentence can drive you crazy!

[FresnoDA]

ZZZIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!

 

 

 

[Doctor Raoul]

Blitzer has bigger boobs than anorexic Judy Woodruff....heck so does her husband, Al Hunt!!

Re: Al and Judy; And I thought "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason" would horrify people......

[Savage Beast]

Re post # 32: You hit the nail on the head. CNN is going to do everything imaginable except the one thing they need to do: Be truthful.

[Tennessee_Bob]

You know, I'm checking real hard to see if you can go to jail for that kind of thing. I mean, it just ain't right.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Where are you? I'm coming over there to HURT you. STOP IT!!! :-)

Get in line, Howlin, I've had dibs since sometime yesterday....