[Pokey78]

Ping for the MSPL.

[Dog Gone]

People Magazine is for twits.

Not once since I came to FR have I seen an article posted here from that imbecile magazine, thank goodness.

[Redcloak]

Intriguing...

[DoughtyOne]

Don't take this as a putdown, but I cannot stomach reading or seeing reports about these boring idiots. Nothing they do interests me. I hardly ever seen movies with this set in them.

As for Julia Roberts, the woman gives me hives just to look at her. The idea of coming into contact with her repulses me. Her smile reminds me of a racoon with peanut butter stuck to the top of it's mouth, so that it's lips are pulled back to reveal all it's teeth. And that yapping sound she makes when she thinks something is funny is positively disgusting.

I have never understood the premise of Pretty Woman, or should I say why it appeals to women. Do they all see themselves as hookers laying in wait for that one rich John to come along? Frankly I think far more of my wife than to think of her as a hooker, but she loves this movie. She's certainly not alone. Most women I know love it. It's one of their favorites. Sorry ladies, it's lost on me.

[Gritty]

As usual, Mark Steyn outdoes himself once again!

I started off this column thinking Steyn had at last written a boring 'loser'. I ended up rolling on the floor with laughter, screaming, "Stop! Stop!! I just can't take it any more!"

The Master has once again proven he can make a fantastic something out of nothing!

[freesia2]

I'm sorry, but I always thought you had to be reasonably intelligent to be considered intriguing.

[gcruse]

Please don't talk about him, one eye's gone!

Wow.  A prize in every paragraph.

[dennisw]

And even Osama himself loses out, though last year saw the intriguing evildoer break out from the pack and sheikh his booty big-time. He's the biggest thing on magazine covers since Princess Di - and hey, he's got kohl-ringed eyes, too. We bet he'd look great in Versace, too, and he might even like hanging out with George Michael.

[alnick]

Julia's there because she "won her first Oscar, starred in three movies and weathered a turbulent year on the romantic front".

Was there ever a year that wasn't "turbulent on the romantic front" for Julia?

[kampeska]

I have unshaven armpits. I'm so intriguing.

[Revolting cat!]

But why Prince Harry and not Richard Reid?

Well, Mark that's the way of the shoe business!

And who would the cat nominate, you ask holding your breath? That's easy - Al Jazeera himself!

[VadeRetro]

. . . George Lazenby, the James Bond no one remembers, the one between Sean Connery and Roger Moore . . .

Uh-uh! Lazenby (On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 1969) came between Connery (You Only Live Twice, 1967) and Connery (Diamonds are Forever, 1971).

[Lizavetta]

Can someone please tell me what the attraction is about Jennifer Aniston? She's ok, not pretty. And when she opens her mouth - remember her classic "Bush is a f***ing idiot"? - she sounds like a snippy 16 yr. old. Her marriage to Pitt is portrayed as the love story of the century, the one that will last, they're so perfect for each other, blah blah blah that it's sickening. Let's see them together in 25 years - then she'll have accomplished something.

[Tall_Texan]

**Whitney Houston singing "He-eee-eeere Co-omes The-e Bri-i-i-i-i-i-ide".**

Whitney must be airing out those tonsils again.

Who can ever forget: "And I-ee-yah-ee-yah-ee-yah willalways l-l-l-ove yew-eyooooo-eyoooooo-eyooooo..."?

Best reason for a mute button since Dick Vitale...

[Demidog]

Just curious...If women weren't intended to have hair under their armpits, why did god put it there?

[untenured]

In reading this it's important to remember that despite it all, when all is said and done he really does love America.

[Revolting cat!]

I've never liked the chick. But wait a minute. You say unshaven armpits?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... unshaven armpits! She's currently available, isn't she? Does anyone have her address, telephone number, contact address? Unshaven armpits, Lawdy, Lawdy, Miss Clawdy...

[July 4th]

George Lazenby, the James Bond no one remembers

He's one of my favorite ones! "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - 1969. Some of the best scenery in any Bond movie.

[leilani]

Steyn Bump: Cranky, smart, sweet perfection. I'm still looking for a guy like this.

[Brett66]

Julia Roberts, reacting when she hears the news of winning an Oscar: