[Attillathehon]

I predict the democraps will come up with another count that proves Algore really, really, won the election.

Merry Christmas

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE

[Notforprophet]

I predict the Chicago Bears will make it to the Superbowl, but lose...

...and that most of the predictions on this thread will prove to be wrong.

Notforprophet

[My2Cents]

Gary Condit will lose in March Democratic primary....Republicans will retain control of the House. Gray Davis will lose his re-election bid..."Lord of the Rings--FOTR" will surpass "Harry Potter" as the top-grossing movie of all time by early 2002...Jason Giambi will have a batting average of .240 with the Yankees...The Cubs will win the World Series.

[CIB-173RDABN]

A well known Hollywood star will be arrested on a drug charge. ;-}

[Oldeconomybuyer]

1) Agree that they will find leftwing anarchist behind the anthrax attacks.

2) Trent Lott will step down as minority leader.

3) John McCain will appear on Larry King, The Today Show, and This Week with Sam and Cokie a total of 198 times.

4) Dingell-Norwood will be located in the lockbox.

5) The Chandra Levy disaperance will not be solved.

6) Gary Condit will become an Independent.

7) Jim Jeffords will switch to the heterosexual party.

8) Hillary will be indicted in the SDNY on multiple counts of voter fraud and campaign finance abuse.

9) Bill Clinton will not go away.

10) Geraldo will return to CNBC.

[Saundra Duffy]

Mike Briggs will be elected to Congress. For victory & freedom!!!

[Orual]

He claims to have predicted the September 11 tragedy. Exceedingly strange that these charlatans only advise us of their predictions after the fact. Below are his 2002 predictions. He's got everything covered.

"Be extremely prudent in driving, and expect chain-reaction accidents. Be prepared for delays, strikes, and nature producing awful weather, including hurricanes and tornadoes. The same energy that produced the Titanic disaster, the Northridge, Los Angeles, and Kobe, Japan, earthquakes is approaching again.

Double-check all your appointments, and if you can, postpone traveling and flying during this Supernova "window". Communication and electricity will be cut off, and a general loss of power is to be expected. Appliances, computers, telephones, planes, trains, cars, all of these "tools" will be affected by this energy. They will be stopped in one way or another.

The people of the past will make the news and will reenter your life. Expect trouble with the post office, education, students, strikes, prisoners escape, newspapers, broadcasting industries and computer viruses may bother us again. As usual NASA, which is not aware of the science of astrology, will waste our tax money with failed missions due to bad weather and electronic malfunctions. In the name of ignorance, a few years ago, seven astronauts lost their lives, while NASA launched the shuttle under a "Supernova Window". Many a failed mission and expensive electronic equipment (Mars probe etc.) and our tax dollars have been wasted because of the scientist's lack of knowledge of the stars.

Marine life sharks, whales etc may also beach themselves due to Mercury retrograde affecting their natural inborn navigational system. All these malevolent predictions and waste of lives and equipment do not have to occur. Those predictions do not have to affect you directly as they unfold. Instead, they are printed to prepare you for setbacks and frustrations, thus advising you to be patient and prudent during this trend.

There is no room for ignorance, and those who are not aware of the celestial order, including NASA space programs management will continue to pay a heavy price. In all mankind affairs, ignorance is true evil. Omitting any physical or spiritual laws can only bring penalty; for science purpose is to explore all possibilities in laws even those written in light via the stars."

[jf55510]

The economy will have rebounded, and Daschle will be very disappointed.

ROTLMAO

[finnman69]

GOP will retake the Senate and gain seats in the House.
Osama will be caught or killed.
The recession will end in the 3rd quarter.

[abcjedi]

1. Mike Tyson will be heavyweight champion (pending outcome of current charges) 2. War will be declared on IRAQ 3. Arafat will no longer walk he earth 4. Michael Savage will be #2 radio show, behind El Rushbo 5. Cold War with China 6. St. Louis Rams Superbowl Champs 7. Washington Wizards make the playoffs 8. Jordan will score 60 points in February 9. Hillary will come out of the closet accidenally 10. DOW will hit 11,500 by 9/11/02

[RedBloodedAmerican]

The GOP will not regain the Senate.
Hillary will announce her run for President in 2004 amid shouts of joy by her loyal Socialists.
Bill Clinton will have more acts of treason uncovered. And will still be a free man.
OJ will be sued by someone. Again.
Rosie O'Donut will announce her long-standing affair with Ellen Degenerate.
Helen Thomas will meet St. Peter.

[beowolf]

I predict that I will win the Quartermania on the slot machine...:-)

[Revolting cat!]

2003 predictions will be made in December.

[oldvike]

Bring on 2002, Lord knows it can't be any worse than 2001.

[tjg]

I will resolve not to spend so much time at FR next year and abandon my resolution by Jan 2.

[doctor noe]

1) Chelsea will announce that she likes women.
2) Hillary will be busted getting liposuction treatment
on her ankles.
3) Gonzaga will advance to the Final 8.
4) Barry Bonds will hit 41 HRs.
5) No stimulus package will be passed.
6) Winona Ryder will announce plans to host a women's
golf tournament call the "Winona Ryder Cup."
Payment to the winner will be delayed until the
purse can be found.
7) Johnny Jihad will be released and will appear on
Leno along with Hugh Grant. Leno will ask
"what the hell were you thinking?"
8) Strom Thurmond will be taken off life support on
November 6.
9) Liddy Dole will lose Senate race and will become
new spokesperson for Viagra.
10) Miami will trounce Nebraska by 3 TDs.

[aculeus]

Every single day someone will post a GOTTA SEE THIS thing as breaking news.

[Falcon4.0]

This is great timing.
I've just had a premonition that Johnny Bin walker will become the darling of the elite press corp. and be given serious air time to explain what is wrong with America and why the rest of the World hates us. Which by the way is the same reason why most journalists became journalists.

[Jhoffa_]

Tom Dassole will appoint himself "Head bastard and dictator for life" over the Senate, put on an eyepatch, chase the other members out and raise his own flag before wandering aimlessly around the building with a fifth of jack yelling "It's Mine.. ALL MINE!"

Geraldo's moustache will nearly overthrow the rest of his face in a failed coup attempt.

Hillary Clinton will just make it official and start wearing pentagram earrings.

By the years end, I may get the title to my New Yorker back.

Henry Waxman will kill Dan Burton through "nostril induced suffocation"

Congress will introduce "Nose Control" Legslation effectively banning nostrils unless a person can demonstrate a need for them (Law Enforcement and Government workers will be exempt)

Remember, you heard it here first.

[mtngrl@vrwc]

President Bush's approval rating will drop from 86% to 85% and the networks will announce that the public's opinion of the president is on the decline.