[Jhoffa_]

Tom Dassole will appoint himself "Head bastard and dictator for life" over the Senate, put on an eyepatch, chase the other members out and raise his own flag before wandering aimlessly around the building with a fifth of jack yelling "It's Mine.. ALL MINE!"

Geraldo's moustache will nearly overthrow the rest of his face in a failed coup attempt.

Hillary Clinton will just make it official and start wearing pentagram earrings.

By the years end, I may get the title to my New Yorker back.

Henry Waxman will kill Dan Burton through "nostril induced suffocation"

Congress will introduce "Nose Control" Legslation effectively banning nostrils unless a person can demonstrate a need for them (Law Enforcement and Government workers will be exempt)

Remember, you heard it here first.

[cmsgop]

Merry Christmas!!!!!!