Mayor warned to fly right; Mayor: Women baring breasts in solidarity

Denver Rocky Mountain News ^ | 12/19/2001 | Julie Poppen

[dirtboy]

Georgetown, Colorado politics have turned into quite the soap opera. The mayor, in addition to being a former stripper, neglected to tell the voters that an accident a few years back wrecked her short-term memory and she requires an aide to help her remember what happened a few minutes ago ... hmmm, she would've been a natural for the Clinton Administration...

[chriservative]

Picture of the stripper/mayor?

[dirtboy]

[11th Earl of Mar]

she would've been a natural for the Clinton Administration...

You think so? A presumably attractive former stripper in the same administration as Joyselyn Elders, Janet Reno and Donna Shalala?

I don't think so. But maybe she might work out as a Clinton intern.

[r9etb]

[isthisnickcool]

Nice mountains:)

[dirtboy]

My wife a few years back saw Brooks a couuple of times in a Georgetown bar completely snookered.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

She looks like a well endowed Pat Benatar.

[Jadge]

I'll withhold judgement until I see said breasts.

[paul51]

We get the leaders we deserve.

[razorback-bert]

Koleen Brooks, 37, denied the charges, though said she has flashed her breasts at bars in nearby Evergreen and has vacationed at nude beaches.

From CourtTV.com

[TC Rider]

Koleen Brooks, 37, denied the charges, though said she has flashed her breasts at bars in nearby Evergreen and has vacationed at nude beaches.

Is the 'Little Bear' still open?

[Clemenza]

Of course, being a former stripper automatically makes her dumb as a box of rocks to people here.

As someone who in the past has patronized strip clubs (not anymore) and has been forced to converse with the women who work there, I can tell you that 99.9% of the strippers I have met had sh-t for brains. Don't mean to demean your profession, as you may be possibly part of the 0.1%.

[Congressman Billybob]

b>Phil,

This is a followup to a story I flagged for you a week ago. If not used on-air as yet, this is a natural for the Show.

Billybob

[dirtboy]

Is the 'Little Bear' still open?

Wrong town, the Little Bear (where I just happened to meet my wife) is in Evergreen...

[a_witness]

Of course, being a former stripper automatically makes her dumb as a box of rocks to people here.

Dumb, dumber, or untrustworthy ?

[razorback-bert]

You went to the strip clubs to talk to the girls?

[doctor noe]

Brooks sounds like she would be a lot better than the lame mayor we have now in Long Beach, CA...Beverly O'Neill. Queen Bev, having been termed out, is running as a write-in in April 2002. To make matters more hideous, she recently orchestrated the implementation of a new voting system that will require the voter to use a pencil to vote for a candidate...or in her case, write her name on the ballot. I don't know why people are bitching about Brooks the stripper...we have it a lot worse in Long Beach. As long as Brooks supports cutting taxes, I could easily take the sight of her baring her goodies at the local watering hole.

[FreedomFarmer]

What are the odds...

Harper Valley PTA is on the radio as I type this...