[RasterMaster]

"Winona's Got A Problem"

Besides being BUTT-UGLY????

[hole_n_one]

But, "there was nothing illegal. We just put it all on her bill."

So, where's the "problem"?

[woofer]

She's probably been pretty giddy about pulling the wool over the hotels' collective eyes all these many years.

If she read this article, I wonder if she was smacking her palm to her forehead saying:

"D'OH! The bills! I should have looked at the bills!

[The Kitten]

Winona's from Marin County. Nuff said.

[poorman]

You have to figure that trailer trash will always be trailer trash. It doesn't matter how much money or makeup she has. It is just like these singers from the inner cities. They were hoodlems when they were discovered and now they are just well paid rich hoodlems. Did you think that rap or country music came out of middle class family housing developments?

[Ann Archy]

Her lawyer is Mark Gerragos!! She's guilty as HELL!!

[MadIvan]

Obviously she is a kleptomaniac. It is unfortunate that her stardom will shield her from the consequences.

Regards, Ivan

FreeBritannia.co.uk

[Mr Ducklips]

The last motel I stayed in was so bad they stole my towels.

[Basil314]

RYDER's MOVING & STORAGE

"We moved Bill out of the White House"

Call Winona for free quote

703-GET-LOOT

[Registered]

 

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

But, "there was nothing illegal. We just put it all on her bill."

Oh, so theft of property from hotel rooms isn't illegal?????! Well, maybe not for Hollyweirdos, it ain't.