I'd like to have dinner with Bush, but I'd settle for lunch with Dole.
Still being,
1 posted on
12/12/2001 8:34:05 PM PST by
Silly
To: Yehuda
I wish I had a transcript for you all, instead of having to rely on my own paraphrase.
It was pretty funny, and Leno had a good laugh.
2 posted on
12/12/2001 8:36:11 PM PST by
Silly
To: Silly
Thanks for the heads-up, I will watch tonight.
To: Silly
There's a rumor going around Washington that Osama bin Laden has written a letter to Clinton, asking for a pardon. I'd guess bin Laden's chances would depend on the size of his check. Clinton won't be deterred by that other little detail.
11 posted on
12/12/2001 8:54:32 PM PST by
owl
To: Silly
BRRRRWAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA hic-hic BRWAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA
17 posted on
12/12/2001 9:10:24 PM PST by
MJY1288
To: Silly
[LIVE, if that can be said of Dole]LOL!!!!
I like the guy. Very witty.
To: Silly
OMG .. get out .. did he really say that ... fofl
23 posted on
12/12/2001 9:20:48 PM PST by
Mo1
To: Silly
That's almost to close to being true to be funny. I hope Leno laughed and laughed big.
25 posted on
12/12/2001 9:37:59 PM PST by
Darlin'
To: Silly
Too phunny!!!
26 posted on
12/12/2001 9:40:22 PM PST by
Neets
To: Silly
BIG Texas BUMP!
just being. . .MnM
:o)
To: Silly
The sad thing is, once Hillary gets wind of this, she will write a pardon for him.
Can you say FALN?
To: Silly
The difference between Bob Dole the candidate and Bob Dole the person is incredible. I often wish Dole the person had run in 1996. The guy is hilarious.
47 posted on
12/13/2001 4:44:02 AM PST by
angkor
To: Silly
but I'd settle for lunch with Dole.
You couldn't pay me enough to have lunch with that pathetic embarrassment.
51 posted on
12/13/2001 5:25:10 AM PST by
wheezer
To: Silly
Bob wouda been a GREAT President! He was my joice - but then the FOB had their way and we wuz stuck with that sleaze bucket Clinton. I wonder about it every day.
To: Silly
It'll all be in Willie's upcuming book:
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early best-selling classics as
“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre
Two of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide” and “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks.”
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!
To: Silly
Can anyone tell me if Norm MacDonald and Bob Dole are pals. Norm always had him on SNL. Dole was kind of iffy in the senate but he seems to have a good sense of humor. His wife is a piece of work. Gun grabber!!
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