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Geraldo Fashion Update
Fox News | 12-11-01 | Self

Posted on 12/11/2001 5:26:26 PM PST by blackdog

Here is today's fashion update that Geraldo has on display.

The blue bandana has been discarded in favor of the rust brown bandana. It is being worn in ascot fashion. A new twist on Geraldo's theme has been boldly launched on the viewing audience. The New England Fisherman look is portrayed in the backdrop of some Afghan river which makes the whole thing look like a seen from Jaws. His blue wool fishermans cap tightly hugged his head. Of course the cap was only an accessory which matched his blue merchant marine pea coat with nautical buttons. Matching gloves must be a rarity in Afghanistan since he was wearing black OJ type driving gloves which definately clashed.

Accompanying today's fashion clip for the "hip" war correspondent were some cave cut-aways showing his Aussie outfit worn yesterday. Geraldo must be lurking Free Republic with a lap-top. The criticism of the blue bandana worn for two weeks straight was taken to heart and the rust bandana is definately a hygenic improvement, but it also clashed with the blue nautical theme of today. It has been leaked by reliable sources that he has decided on a lion tamers outfit complete with whip when they catch OBL and put him in a cage.


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1 posted on 12/11/2001 5:26:26 PM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog
don't take this wrong or anything but you seem to be obsessed with Geraldo...
2 posted on 12/11/2001 5:28:18 PM PST by go star go
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To: blackdog
Blackdog...you may want to consider stepping away from the computer...you have been at FR too long today! LMAO!!!!
3 posted on 12/11/2001 5:29:43 PM PST by antivenom
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To: blackdog
Rivera is doing a great job for Fox and its viewers. Because the US military hates him for his affection for Clinton and frozen him out, he's gone to the front with the Afghan mountain people. It's terrific TV news and I hope he survives the war.
4 posted on 12/11/2001 5:30:43 PM PST by Rosetta Stone
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To: blackdog
Whore-aldo SUCKS out loud!!
6 posted on 12/11/2001 5:37:01 PM PST by Nitro
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To: Rosetta Stone
Dear Rosetta...May I call you Rose? Geraldo is just plain silly.
7 posted on 12/11/2001 5:38:20 PM PST by Chemnitz
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To: blackdog
Didn't you see him today wearing the Helmet he confiscated off of a dead Taliban? He said he was going to bring it home and donate it to the NYFD or something like that.

Hope he washed the lice out of his hair...

sw

8 posted on 12/11/2001 5:39:10 PM PST by spectre
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To: blackdog
His blue wool fishermans cap tightly hugged his head. Of course the cap was only an accessory which matched his blue merchant marine pea coat with nautical buttons.

The correct fashion description (by way of the Navy) is watch cap and pea jacket.

But blackdog, we really must talk. See, years ago, my Mom and #2 sister were watching the news together & after the news was over, my Mom turned to my sis and said, "I think Judy (Woodruff) changed her hair." You're slipping into that category and you may need an intervention.

9 posted on 12/11/2001 5:40:55 PM PST by Catspaw
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You keep up the good work! I for one can't get enough of Geraldo Bashing. I think an entire web-site should be dedicated to trashing this Libbo....
10 posted on 12/11/2001 5:41:45 PM PST by NOLBRLS
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To: blackdog
lolololol! Good report from the Tora Bora Fashion Front...;)
11 posted on 12/11/2001 5:42:19 PM PST by Enlightiator
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To: blackdog
You forgot to say that "the wool fisherman's hat was worn to the side in a statement to fashion."

Whatever he has worn, my picture will always be of Dan Rather in his Afghan get-up, trudging over the mountains with his guides and cameramen.

12 posted on 12/11/2001 5:42:26 PM PST by Exit148
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To: Chemnitz
We've had a lot of Geraldo lovers showing up her on FR lately.

I will never forget his behavior towards us during impeachment, never.

I don't care how many bullets part his hair. I've watched him for years and it's only about Geraldo. In his mind this war is only about Geraldo. He makes me sick.

13 posted on 12/11/2001 5:43:24 PM PST by Jean S
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To: blackdog
Step away from the computer, blackdog. Put your head on that pillow and get some rest.
14 posted on 12/11/2001 5:43:54 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: spectre
If he washes the lice out of his hair he will lose his personality. I heard the fire dept/helmet comment. Reminds me of the bull's ear in a bull fight. Of course it is not his fight.
15 posted on 12/11/2001 5:45:11 PM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog
Geraldo, the Jerry Springer of Fox News, changes outfits faster than Afghans change sides. He fits right in over there.
16 posted on 12/11/2001 5:45:56 PM PST by Malesherbes
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To: blackdog
Reality TV meets the Afghan War and Gerry is the host. I'll never forget him cutting into Hannity and Colmes for a "bombing run" that didn't happen, "You can see the contrails over head. The bombs should be hitting any second." Alan Colmes, "Geraldo, tell us again about dodging the sniper fire." Geraldo, "Any second. Alan it was..."
17 posted on 12/11/2001 5:46:19 PM PST by WriteOn
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To: Rosetta Stone
Rivera is doing a great job for Fox and its viewers. Because the US military hates him for his affection for Clinton and frozen him out, he's gone to the front with the Afghan mountain people. It's terrific TV news and I hope he survives the war.

PLEEEEEASSSSSSEEEEEEE do you work for Fox..or are you one of Jerrys friends?

The man is a jerk

18 posted on 12/11/2001 5:48:18 PM PST by RnMomof7
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To: blackdog
Did one of his ex wives or girl friends knit that Austrailian hat for him? That was a real one-step-beyond jump into the fashion world! LOL
19 posted on 12/11/2001 5:48:34 PM PST by A CA Guy
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To: blackdog
what, no photos??? Come on!
20 posted on 12/11/2001 5:48:37 PM PST by lawgirl
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