[Focault's Pendulum]

Due to limitations of the former author, attributes of this personality are not available.

[StoneColdGOP]

Oh for the love of...

[linear]

Don't blame your question on me.

[4CJ]

It's metaphysical, you just think you're logged in.

[Cool Guy]

I am logged in for BHEESE,.... I mean CHEESE. I dunno why you are. To break the Internet?

[MeekOneGOP]

Go back & read the rules again. You posted this and you are NOT logged in. Your posting privileges will be revoked if you do this ONE MORE TIME! ;-)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Does it come with cheese?

[Constitution Day]

Careful... you might break the Internet again.

Then Al Gore would give you such a pinch!

[Poohbah]

I'm logged in because a moose bit my sister once.

[Cool Guy]

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[MeekOneGOP]

Everybody FREEZE! ! The posting police just walked in!:

[Bella_Bru]

Attention all SPG members. PLease come and either: Ignore this thread or turn it into a memorable/almost pulled/lost SPG members special.

[Catspaw]

I'm logged in because my middle name is Brie.

[Pete]

It is round. It is the "roundness". Round. 0.
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[TopQuark]

The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

It is DEFINITELY the time to swing back, Pendulum.

P.S. Try the Black Label, it's better; as well as the single-malts.

[nonliberal]

Beer.

[m1911]

What is the sound of one finger typing?

[Billthedrill]

Well, I dunno. I mean, you can take the existential approach, and posit that there may not be a "why" involved, that being logged in is an indissoluble part of your nature and isn't really separable from your very being. That's what I tell my friends when they say "BtD, why are you such a jerk?"

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Bad attention is better than no attention?

[Carolina]

Why am I logged in???

Because you ignored the mote in my eye.

[Cold Heat]

You pose the un-answerable! Why do I exist? What is my purpose? Who do I obey?

As I prepare to enter my annual x-mas depression, these questions come to the surface to ask for redemption. They want to be asked and answered with military precision and are yet denied for one more year.

But then, I beg the question. Who keeps the log?