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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring - The Cast from Hell

Posted on 12/10/2001 5:55:55 AM PST by Grig

If hollywood picked the cast for LOTR:

Frodo - Pauly Shore
Sam - Chris Farley
Gandalf - Martin Sheen
Strider - Tom Cruise
Merry - Jim Carey
Pipin - Chris Rock
Gimli - Warwick Davis
Legolas - Freddie Prinze Jr.
Arwen - Rossie O'Donald Galadriel - Britany Spears


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Feel free to add your own, and don't pick on my spelling because I'm just too tired to care right now.
1 posted on 12/10/2001 5:55:56 AM PST by Grig
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To: Grig
What? No place for Rob Schneider? Bette Midler? <|:)~
2 posted on 12/10/2001 6:01:14 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: Grig
Good Lord how could you have Gandalf played by anyone other than Marlon Brando?
3 posted on 12/10/2001 6:10:24 AM PST by anothergrunt
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To: Grig
You gotta have Alec Baldwin in there some place.
4 posted on 12/10/2001 6:15:12 AM PST by freedomson
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To: Grig
I'd think some screenwriter would add Schwarzenegger's Conan character.....
5 posted on 12/10/2001 6:24:58 AM PST by Texican72
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Nevermind the movie, read the books...
6 posted on 12/10/2001 6:29:52 AM PST by shuckmaster
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To: Grig
I won't pick on your spelling, just point out a minor problem: Chris Farley is dead. If you're wanting to include dead actors, then, just for shock effect, have Jimmy Stewart as Saruman.
7 posted on 12/10/2001 6:33:52 AM PST by HarryDunne
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To: freedomson
Actually, Martin Sheen would be Denethor, Charlie Sheen would be Boromir and Emilio Estevez would be Faramir, since they're real-life relationship would be the same on screen.

Gandalf: Sean Connery
Aragorn: Kevin Sorbo
Bilbo: William Shatner
Frodo: Regis Philbin
Grima Wormtongue: PeeWee Herman

Actually, that all makes too much sense. The members from 'NSync would be the hobbit company.

8 posted on 12/10/2001 6:41:36 AM PST by HarryDunne
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To: HarryDunne
And don't forget

Lady Galadriel - Leonardo DiCaprio

9 posted on 12/10/2001 6:46:12 AM PST by Lumberjack
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To: HarryDunne
Oh, I didn't know he was dead, I thought he just couldn't get any more work.
10 posted on 12/10/2001 6:49:46 AM PST by Grig
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To: HarryDunne
Naah, not enough age difference between Shatner and Philbin. Perhaps Adam Sandler as Frodo? Ouch, that mental image stings!
11 posted on 12/10/2001 6:52:27 AM PST by Charles Martel
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To: Lumberjack
"I'm the king..., um,... er, queen of the World!"
12 posted on 12/10/2001 7:01:35 AM PST by HarryDunne
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To: Charles Martel
I'm not sure. If certain people had their way, Haley Joel "I see dead people" Osment would be Frodo, either him of the "little hot shot" from Episode I.

Hey! That's right! What were we thinking?! As Frodo, we could have JarJar Binks!

13 posted on 12/10/2001 7:03:27 AM PST by HarryDunne
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To: Grig
He once said that he only played one character, just at different volumes. I think that could be a career-killer.
14 posted on 12/10/2001 7:04:43 AM PST by HarryDunne
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To: freedomson
You gotta have Alec Baldwin in there some place.

Spounting steam/smoke.....Baldwin a natural for a Balrog.

15 posted on 12/10/2001 7:19:54 AM PST by Stand Watch Listen
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To: Grig
Gollum -- Adam Sandler "Look, I'm crazy Gollum head, precious! I look like Gollum and I'm CA-RAZY! Now, gimmie the Ring!"
16 posted on 12/10/2001 7:26:07 AM PST by Sloth
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To: Grig
Aragorn played by that Cruise wuss?? shudder!!!
17 posted on 12/10/2001 7:51:46 AM PST by Overtaxed
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Aragorn played by that Cruise wuss?? shudder!!!

On second thought, let him play Borimer, then at least we can watch him get killed :)

18 posted on 12/10/2001 8:25:34 AM PST by Grig
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To: Texican72
Actually, Schwarzenegger might not be bad as Boromir.
19 posted on 12/10/2001 9:04:51 AM PST by Restorer
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To: freedomson
Wouldn't alex be one of the Orcs?
20 posted on 12/10/2001 9:07:56 AM PST by poet
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