Posted on 12/07/2001 9:52:32 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
What is your Nomination for the most Memorable Movie Lines (Dialouge) ever?
There are some real classics and there are some Classic Misnomers ("Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn." comes to mind as one of the misnomers!)
List your favorites and lets see what tickles the fancy of Freepers who enjoy a Good (or Bad) Movie!
"... for the money? God help us, if that's all it is".
Sam Elliott, Conagher
Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)
Up yours ni@@er
Quick get a rope...whew almost lost a forty dollar hand car.
Where's all the white wimmen at?
De Camptown ladies sing dis song doo da, doo da
It's true, it's true!
I guess I really stepped in it now! ;o)
Hyman Roth, just before he gets shot in The Godfather, Part II, says: "I am a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."
"Fill your hands you SOB's!" ( I have used this line a lot lately in my mind)
There's a few people I would conceivable say that to.
I didn't look to see if anyone has guessed it yet.
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