Posted on 12/04/2001 7:18:52 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99
I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.
THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA
along the same lines: BE EM
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another one: "they are afraid."
Seems like this thread was made for you!
My 13 y.o. sons band came up with the name "4T1", a shortening of "For the One".
And the "One" is just who it should be.
Michael Moore Rectum Adventure
I always thought "IRRITANT" or "SECRETION" would be good names for punk or hip-hop bands.
THE EMBARRASSING WET SPOTS
THE GITMO GULAG BLUES BAND
"Where's My Beer"?
Oaxaca
Stalk Forrest Group
Blue Oyster Cult
PRINCE NUTTY.......CASTRATE CASTRO......THE COLONIX.........
THE BLOATED DEATH.....THE BLOATED STENCH.....BLISTER PROBE......JELLO ENEMA.......BAGINA RAG.......THE POP TORTS.
Ham Cancer
Nancy Pelosi Touched My Dick Durbin
music journalist ping ...
Okay, I could lay them out all night... Time to hit the pillow...
Stains of the blue dress or Stains on the blue dress or blue dress stains and cigars
ONE-HIT WONDERS
Why Must I Be A Teenager In Jail - by Dion and the Inmates
Knocked Up, Broken Hearted Again - by The OvalTeens
Doo Run Run - by The Diarrhetics
Pipeline - by Carl Cretin and the Crackheads
I Only Have Eyes for Ewe - by Sam the Sham and the Sheep Herders
Trent Lottalove and the Wussies.
(It's a mock Rap band that trapped some of the Nigerian scammers at thier own game by tricking them into playin' dumb....funny as hell, but the thread was definitely adults-only, for bad-goats and jackasses w/o kids at home like me. Yeehaw.)
Problem: I switched computers, so all my bookmarks went away. Me and 'the chicks in cell block 6' used to LOAOUTFFRLAE to this one . The pictures are hilarious...will see if I can find the other thread that had these on there....
Info:
The title comes from Nigerian Law Code "419", which is the chapter of the law there dealing with fraud and scammin' and shi'
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