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*Names for Bands*
my brain ^ | now | me

Posted on 12/04/2001 7:18:52 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99

I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.

THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA


TOPICS: Editorial; Front Page News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bands
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Crash Samurai

Stoner Boy

Princes of Callaway

Hot Buttered Mattress

Hot Buttered Mattress on Fire

Soke Dawg

Gearhead Alley

Four Stoner Engine Block

King Vincent and the Funnycars

Sex Pawn

Hooly Mally

Rub This One

Creation Wreckage

Aquanetta and the Chicago Bump Boys

Train Wreck

Schoolbus Outta Control

Nascar Harlot

Whack

Fashion Engineers

Oh Wow

181 posted on 05/12/2005 11:15:30 AM PDT by SavageRepublican (TOP FUEL ROCKS!!!!! See you in Topeka, Memorial Day weekend!!!! NHRA NATIONALS VROOM VROOM)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger


182 posted on 05/12/2005 11:25:30 AM PDT by rabidralph (Future Bumpersticker: Proud parent of an STD-free student at Clinton Elementary.)
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To: SavageRepublican
Assaholics Omnibus

Lets Stand In Line

Chasing Ants

Bob Enzyte

Smilin' Dicks

Maxwell House 'n Viagra

Run It Through O'Reilly's

Pointyhead

Add Glamour to Your Life

The Kitten Ripped My Shirt

Crash Blam Thank You Maam

Rosanna and the Scrapbook Club

Golfball Warriors


I have no idea why I think this is so fun....

must be boredom...

183 posted on 06/29/2005 4:15:45 PM PDT by SavageRepublican (Information: A Top Fuel dragster CAN outrun an F-5 tornado!!!!!!)
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To: SavageRepublican

The Grilled Cheese Marys


184 posted on 06/29/2005 4:20:26 PM PDT by dfwgator (Congratulations Longhorns.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Ted Koppel Funk Machine

185 posted on 06/29/2005 4:27:08 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I remember one band that played in Chicago called "Hornets Attack Victor Mature."

Other real band names:
The Band That Shot Liberty Valance
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Pabst Smear

Personally, and having grown up with "new math," I thought a good name would be "The Empty Set." The drum kit would have { } on it.

186 posted on 06/29/2005 4:41:02 PM PDT by Heyworth
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99; All
Hi, Big Guy and Rusty 99,

I know you're probably saying, "oh no, not THIS thread again..."

It's just too much fun. FReepers just manage to come up with such funny stuff...I guess I found a hobby...Some of these come to mind in the middle of a newscast or driving down the road or joking around with my friends out fishing.

We kind of compete on this too...I have a lot of people around here looking for good band names (jees...three of these guys have been through more personnel changes than a McDonalds in Peoria in the past six months, they gotta keep looking for something "fresh").


Attn: FReeper rockers/country stars/punks/rappas/gamelan bands/ etc....

let me know if you ever use any of these. We'll come to your show if you tour central Missouri!!!!

=;:)

(That emoticon is supposed to be a smiling goat, BTW. Does it work? Is it stupid?)

187 posted on 06/29/2005 5:09:38 PM PDT by SavageRepublican (Information: A Top Fuel dragster CAN outrun an F-5 tornado!!!!!!)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

I always like Andrew Anus and the Farts.


188 posted on 06/29/2005 5:14:04 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: SavageRepublican
Dammm...Got another one inadvertently:

McDonalds in Peoria


While I'm at it, just to be fair to the rest of mid-MO:

(locals will know what I'm talking about)

Pizza Hut Break-in

Leave The Back Door Open

Mental Hospital Showdown

The Flying Cops

Three Dead in Fulton

(sorry for plagiarizing...um, we won't use that one...)

The Screaming Muhammeds

Nobodys Hotel (Eminent Domain)

Don't Scream at the Weatherman

189 posted on 06/29/2005 5:20:20 PM PDT by SavageRepublican (Information: A Top Fuel dragster CAN outrun an F-5 tornado!!!!!!)
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sickle cell enema

sugarmeat

stop if you've heaerd this band name before

otisburg

meekmen

case of mondays

fall into the sea

casa del lex


190 posted on 06/29/2005 7:23:56 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (are you threatening me? I am the great cornholio!)
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To: RepoGirl; ChuxsterS; Bulldogger

this is the thread that never ends . . .


191 posted on 06/29/2005 7:27:16 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (are you threatening me? I am the great cornholio!)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

CARVILLE'S JEAN CREAM...


192 posted on 06/29/2005 7:30:19 PM PDT by grumple (I'm too old to worry about whether or not I'm a pain in your ass...)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

"Ladies and Gentlemen . . . put your hands together and your legs apart for LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER!!"


193 posted on 06/29/2005 7:41:11 PM PDT by Bulldogger ("Forged out of flame/From chaos to destiny/Bringer of pain/Forever undying/Judas is rising")
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

The Rescue Racer Crew


194 posted on 06/29/2005 7:42:21 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

BLT & A

Peter Frampton's Afro

Gomer and the Piles

It Looks Like a Burnoose

The Hair Bear Bunch

195 posted on 06/29/2005 7:44:10 PM PDT by RepoGirl (You can ban my rottweiler when you can pry her from my cold dead hands...)
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To: grumple

. . . shudders . . .


196 posted on 06/29/2005 7:52:08 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (are you threatening me? I am the great cornholio!)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99; RepoGirl

RAGE AGAINST MY PROSTATE


197 posted on 06/29/2005 7:52:25 PM PDT by Bulldogger ("Forged out of flame/From chaos to destiny/Bringer of pain/Forever undying/Judas is rising")
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To: Bulldogger

smegmatongue


198 posted on 06/29/2005 8:00:47 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (are you threatening me? I am the great cornholio!)
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To: Bulldogger

smegmatongue


199 posted on 06/29/2005 8:00:47 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (are you threatening me? I am the great cornholio!)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99; RepoGirl

David Oreck's Wet/Dry Upright Bl*wjob Machine


200 posted on 06/29/2005 8:10:07 PM PDT by Bulldogger ("Forged out of flame/From chaos to destiny/Bringer of pain/Forever undying/Judas is rising")
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