I know you're probably saying, "oh no, not THIS thread again..."
It's just too much fun. FReepers just manage to come up with such funny stuff...I guess I found a hobby...Some of these come to mind in the middle of a newscast or driving down the road or joking around with my friends out fishing.
We kind of compete on this too...I have a lot of people around here looking for good band names (jees...three of these guys have been through more personnel changes than a McDonalds in Peoria in the past six months, they gotta keep looking for something "fresh").
Attn: FReeper rockers/country stars/punks/rappas/gamelan bands/ etc....
let me know if you ever use any of these. We'll come to your show if you tour central Missouri!!!!
=;:)
(That emoticon is supposed to be a smiling goat, BTW. Does it work? Is it stupid?)
McDonalds in Peoria
While I'm at it, just to be fair to the rest of mid-MO:
(locals will know what I'm talking about)
Pizza Hut Break-in
Leave The Back Door Open
Mental Hospital Showdown
The Flying Cops
Three Dead in Fulton
(sorry for plagiarizing...um, we won't use that one...)
The Screaming Muhammeds
Nobodys Hotel (Eminent Domain)
Don't Scream at the Weatherman