*Names for Bands*

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[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I am tired of lame band names like Pearl Jam, Night Ranger, and The L.A. Guns (among others.) In College, My friend Phil and I came up with a list of better band names. Here for the first time on the freerepublic is our list of band names.

THE TIPPER GORE DREAM BAND
CULTURE GONE WRONG
THE RENO RANGERS
KENNY G IS DEAD
EVEN SERIAL KILLERS GET THE BLUES
THAT FUNKY CADEVAR
EAPENCIDE
NPR SLUT
FISHHEAD CHEESE
MY DYSLEXIC SLAP
SILBER SURFER
BETRAYL OF THE FLESH
SPIDER DROOL
GAY RAMBO
FRIENDLY FIRE
YOU'RE FIRED
THE AL SHARPTON EXPERIENCE
COBAIN'S BRAINS
BORGMARIGME
THE MEANDERS
FORGET-ME-KNOTS
CLEVER PUN NAME
WINDUP WORKERBEE
INSERT NAME HERE
TIANAMEN SQUAREDANCE
SAVANTE
ONLY A TREND
CRYPTOFASCHIST
INTERN-AL AFFRAIRS
LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER
POP INDIAN
STICKY WICKET
PLAGURISTIC URGE
NOBODY CARES
BARNUN
WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
THROBBING DOMINATRIX
MY MOTHER THE CRACKWHORE
BASTARDLOVECHILD
C*CKSMOOCH
NAMBLA RANGERS
STINKY FINGER
COCO HOBO
WRONG NUMBER
THOSE TRANSVESTITE SENATORS
FRANKLY BARNEY
SNOTPUPPETS
GERBIL HERBALS
THAT FAT LESBIAN BLUES BAND
LUNGY
FOLLOW ME
SHEEP IN WOLVES' CLOTHING
TOYBOAT
RUBBER BABY BUMPER CAR
CHURCH OF ATHEISM
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS FOR?
ARTIFICAL RESUCISATION
DRUNK BUSDRIVER
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
POSITIVELY NEATO
NEW CLICHE
SUBREFERENCE
KIDS ON FIRE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
CREEPER'S JOE
EAST ME
MUSICIAN ANONYMOUS
SLEEPYTOWN GANG WAR
NIGHTMARY
ILLITERATE BOOKSTORE
TWISTED BY FATE
SARCOMA
SARCASTIC DISCIPLINE
BOY, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE US?
ADOBE ALBATROSS STEW
WACKALOONEY
MEEP
DEAD BOYS DON'T CRY
MORMONMANIA
IMAGINARY PLAYMATE
AIR GUITAR!
FAKED ORGANISM
WE'RE SO COOL
BUTTERMEAT
COMPULSARY
EWWWWWWWWW . . .
BETTER THAN CATS
RUBBER BALS AND LIQUOR
PING PONG BALLS
SUPPLIES
SIT. SIT. SIT. GOOD DOG.
SPINDLE
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 4 1/2
SLIPPERY EEL
REDUNANT REDUNDANT
TOOL & DIE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY
CHOMP CHOMP BACHEWY CHOMP
ALGORELOSERAMA

[Chad Fairbanks]

LOL! Too funny ;0)

[lavrenti]

I actually tried to start a band called May 4th and the National Guard.

The Brutal Gardeners is another good name.

There is also a garage punk band called the Gaza Strippers.

[Joe Hadenuf]

ILLEGAL ALIENS AND THE INVADERS

[TwoBear]

Some more....

An actual local...Screaming Cheetah Wheelies

My own...

Hairy Palms

Pencil D!@# Keyhole Creamers

Fungus Amongus

The DingleBerries

Smegma

The Ben Dover Boys

[Chi-townChief]

Some of my favorites are:

KITCHENS OF DISTINCTION

FRODO AND THE RING OF DOOM

BUSTER HYMEN AND THE PENETRATORS

DANCING FRENCH LIBERALS OF 1848

JESUS CHRYSLER SUPERCAR

BIFF HITLER AND THE VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS

THE BAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAUSAGE

THE BOXING GHANDIS

HONEST BOB AND THE FACTORY TO DEALER INCENTIVES

and, of course,

THE SWINGING RICHARDS

[SavageRepublican]

Resurrecting OLD OLD thread

Kingdom of Animals

Big Fat Donkey Slap

We Love Kobe

Baby Im Bored

Lets Do It Now

We Are Da Wurld (Let's Eat the Chillrun)

Reich 3.1

yes, I know it's sick....long night and everyone here is bored

Can you come up with even more???

[Aeronaut]

Mainstream Media
The Troubled Daschles
Victors of Baghdad

[prairie dog]

Best name for a C/W band?

Free Beer (name on the marquis guaranteed to bring in a crowd).

[BookmanTheJanitor]

How to come up with names, when these are real bands.

Above Average Weight Band
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Adventures in Shrubbery
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Afro Chinstrap
The Armadildoes
Ayatollah Mama Please
Baldilocks
Banana Blender Surprise
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Barry White Boys
Big Black Nun
Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
Blew Willie
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Boxing Ghandis
Caltransvestites
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
Carnage Asada
Coffin Break
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become A Pilot
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Don Knotts Overdrive
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Dukes of Hazardous Material
4 Out of 5 Doctors
The Fred Mertz Experience
The French are from Hell
Furious George
Gang Green
The Gaza Strippers
He's Dead Jim
Hostile Amish
Ice Cream Headache
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Denver's Co-Pilot
Kerrigan's Knees
Lee Harvey Keitel
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Mary Tyler Morphine
Mouth Full of Bees
New Squids on the Dock
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Pandora's Lunch Box
Pepto Dismal
Premature Evacuation
Rodney King and the Nightsticks
Rolling Donut
Seven Minutes of Nausea
Too Fat to Skate
Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Wynona Ryders

[teldon30]

Pappy Boyington and the Meat Hook Babies

[macrahanish #1]

A friend of mine worked for a college radio station. Some band names I liked:

Dead Milkmen
Dred Zeppelin
Mighty Sphincter
Die,Cheerleader,Die
Mojo Nixon(Has a great album with Jello Biafra)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I was wondering what was going on here, until i realized "Hey, I started this thread"

Additions:
The Annoyed Grunts
Millionare Average Guy

[Constantine XIII]

I saw a flyer for a band called

"I Voted for Kodos"

on campus the other day. :p

[dirtboy]

Nice try, but Steely Dan was named after a sex toy in William Burroughs novel ‘Naked Lunch' - and another such item in that novel was an inspiration for Bill Clinton - 'Tobacco Willie'.

[Captainpaintball]

I know, but I had to post that story. Becker and Fagen thought it good/humorous enough to put it on their website!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

El Dopehead
Les ForeMoor
Swallowen House Member
ja ja kaboom
All Rights Reserved

[B-Chan]

Lee Harvey and the Oswalds

The Infiniteens

Lebenschmittelfarben

B-Chan and the Band O' Gold

The Lakewoods

Barry and the Goldwaters

The NicoTeens

Martin Luther and the Reformation

La Doble Jornada Futbolistica

Arthur Laffer and the Curves

Eegah! and the Kiehls

Les Actives

The GOP Glee Club

[cmak9]

Actual local band names (some of these are no more):

The Mayonaise Farmers

Marky and the Unexplained Stains

Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot

[dfwgator]

I always liked the name "Bullfights on Acid" (Obvious Caddyshack reference).

[ChadGore]

Many years ago, I played in a band called "Dr. Bombay"