Posted on 12/04/2001 7:18:52 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99
Stoner Boy
Princes of Callaway
Hot Buttered Mattress
Hot Buttered Mattress on Fire
Soke Dawg
Gearhead Alley
Four Stoner Engine Block
King Vincent and the Funnycars
Sex Pawn
Hooly Mally
Rub This One
Creation Wreckage
Aquanetta and the Chicago Bump Boys
Train Wreck
Schoolbus Outta Control
Nascar Harlot
Whack
Fashion Engineers
Oh Wow
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Lets Stand In Line
Chasing Ants
Bob Enzyte
Smilin' Dicks
Maxwell House 'n Viagra
Run It Through O'Reilly's
Pointyhead
Add Glamour to Your Life
The Kitten Ripped My Shirt
Crash Blam Thank You Maam
Rosanna and the Scrapbook Club
Golfball Warriors
I have no idea why I think this is so fun....
must be boredom...
The Grilled Cheese Marys
Other real band names:
The Band That Shot Liberty Valance
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Pabst Smear
Personally, and having grown up with "new math," I thought a good name would be "The Empty Set." The drum kit would have { } on it.
I know you're probably saying, "oh no, not THIS thread again..."
It's just too much fun. FReepers just manage to come up with such funny stuff...I guess I found a hobby...Some of these come to mind in the middle of a newscast or driving down the road or joking around with my friends out fishing.
We kind of compete on this too...I have a lot of people around here looking for good band names (jees...three of these guys have been through more personnel changes than a McDonalds in Peoria in the past six months, they gotta keep looking for something "fresh").
Attn: FReeper rockers/country stars/punks/rappas/gamelan bands/ etc....
let me know if you ever use any of these. We'll come to your show if you tour central Missouri!!!!
=;:)
(That emoticon is supposed to be a smiling goat, BTW. Does it work? Is it stupid?)
I always like Andrew Anus and the Farts.
McDonalds in Peoria
While I'm at it, just to be fair to the rest of mid-MO:
(locals will know what I'm talking about)
Pizza Hut Break-in
Leave The Back Door Open
Mental Hospital Showdown
The Flying Cops
Three Dead in Fulton
(sorry for plagiarizing...um, we won't use that one...)
The Screaming Muhammeds
Nobodys Hotel (Eminent Domain)
Don't Scream at the Weatherman
sickle cell enema
sugarmeat
stop if you've heaerd this band name before
otisburg
meekmen
case of mondays
fall into the sea
casa del lex
this is the thread that never ends . . .
CARVILLE'S JEAN CREAM...
"Ladies and Gentlemen . . . put your hands together and your legs apart for LESBIAN CARPETBAGGER!!"
The Rescue Racer Crew
BLT & A
Peter Frampton's Afro
Gomer and the Piles
It Looks Like a Burnoose
The Hair Bear Bunch
. . . shudders . . .
RAGE AGAINST MY PROSTATE
smegmatongue
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David Oreck's Wet/Dry Upright Bl*wjob Machine
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