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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01

Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord

Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.

My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.

My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.

Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.


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To: Phantom Lord
Cam is also the name of Fraiser's fussy (just like him) neighbor on the tv show Fraisier played by Brian Stokes Mitchell. It is about my favorite episode and it is described at http://www.frasieronline.co.uk/episodeguide/season9/ep19.htm.



You can put a video baby monitor in your son's room and call it the Cam Cam.
641 posted on 07/26/2006 3:57:06 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: Phantom Lord

Pluto? Ruchbrecht? Melancton?

Those are on MY list...


642 posted on 07/26/2006 4:02:33 PM PDT by Kurt_Hectic (Trust only what you see, not what you hear)
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To: Sandshark

I once knew a girl named Cleopatria, but Maude and Myrtle are pretty awful.


643 posted on 07/26/2006 4:06:25 PM PDT by varina davis
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To: Phantom Lord

In Norway, btw, there is a woman named Syphilia Morgenstern... I kid you not...


644 posted on 07/26/2006 4:06:39 PM PDT by Kurt_Hectic (Trust only what you see, not what you hear)
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To: AppyPappy

There's always Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn. We have a Winter in the family.


645 posted on 07/26/2006 4:07:36 PM PDT by varina davis
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To: Phantom Lord
Don't have time to read all the posts. Just found it browsing. Here's one I saw once:

Sh**head.

Pronounced SheTHEYed.

646 posted on 07/26/2006 4:10:13 PM PDT by groanup (The IRS violates the 1st, 4th, 5th and 10th Amendments)
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To: RonPaulLives

Hey RPL!
If We had had a girl her name would have been "Abigail Jean." too!


647 posted on 07/26/2006 4:10:54 PM PDT by M0sby (((PROUD WIFE of MSgt Edwards USMC)))
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To: Phantom Lord
I once worked with H. Robert Piles.

The H was for Harry.

He was fairly well adjusted.

648 posted on 07/26/2006 4:11:15 PM PDT by Peelod (Decentia est fragilis. Curatoribus validis indiget.)
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To: DSHambone
Hannibal Hector.

I like it!

I LIKE IT!!!!!

649 posted on 07/26/2006 5:38:26 PM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: albee

My nephews are dating girls...Hillary and Monica. I told them to get new girlfriends.


650 posted on 07/26/2006 5:45:52 PM PDT by Pure Country
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To: gumbo
"...And 'Cody' and 'Madison' are vulgar and snotty at the same time. Even worse: pretentious "unisex" names, such as Taylor/Tyler."

I have some good news and some bad news for you.

The bad news is I have two grandsons named (get ready) Cody and Taylor!

The good news is that I agree with you on the lousy choice of names.

651 posted on 07/26/2006 6:13:42 PM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: Pure Country
My nephews are dating girls...Hillary and Monica. I told them to get new girlfriends.

Alright, this thread is way old, but I like reading it from time to time.

How long before there is a slew of girls named Sasha and Malia?

I don't see a bunch of baby boys being named Barack or Obama. But it wouldn't surprise me if they did.

652 posted on 12/31/2008 1:45:10 PM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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