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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01

Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord

Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.

My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.

My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.

Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.


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To: Southflanknorthpawsis
Yes, you are correct, I should go elsewhere. FreeRepublic bills itself as "a conservative news forum". Clearly it is not. Silly me, expecting it to be what it claims to be.

How about starting FreeDrivel.com, for all the lonely souls out there?

581 posted on 12/05/2001 11:31:12 AM PST by FairWill
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To: Phantom Lord
How about "Placenta Tennille"?
582 posted on 12/05/2001 11:36:00 AM PST by OKSooner
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To: Phantom Lord
Dillinger Terwilliger?

Rosalinda Terranza Terwillinger?

583 posted on 12/05/2001 11:39:21 AM PST by Fred25
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To: OKSooner
In Clifton, Virginia in the 1960's there was a kid named Pleasant Knuckles.
584 posted on 12/05/2001 11:40:33 AM PST by pchuck
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To: Phantom Lord
I can't believe nobody's suggested "Bruck" yet.
585 posted on 12/05/2001 11:50:19 AM PST by VoiceOfBruck
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To: Phantom Lord
That's easy...

Roseanne Roseannadana

586 posted on 12/05/2001 11:56:22 AM PST by DallasJ7
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To: Phantom Lord
Junior. Just Junior...
587 posted on 12/05/2001 11:57:13 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: ShadowAce
I think that my great-grandfather's name, Uriah Wesley, is worse than Ulrich. It's so bad that no one knew it was his name until they saw it on the funeral announcement, (as listed in the family Bible). He never told any one.
588 posted on 12/05/2001 11:59:13 AM PST by Eva
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To: Phantom Lord
Woolly
589 posted on 12/05/2001 11:59:32 AM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: Happygal
I know at least three Seamus's (Seami?) and they are all great guys. It will certainly be in the running if my wife and I have another son. A great name.
590 posted on 12/05/2001 12:02:21 PM PST by IM2Phat4U
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To: classygreeneyedblonde
How ya doin' colorful cutie?
591 posted on 12/05/2001 12:03:25 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: Phantom Lord
Girl's name: Falopia (her sister could be: Placentia)
592 posted on 12/05/2001 12:16:28 PM PST by A. Patriot
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To: Dems_R_Losers
Worst NFL name -- wide receiver for the Washington Redskins:

Zeron Flemister.

Nah. Zeron's a tight end...

593 posted on 12/05/2001 12:16:37 PM PST by Interesting Times
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To: CholeraJoe
Doin alot better today thank you for askin
594 posted on 12/05/2001 12:16:42 PM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: Phantom Lord
How about Placenta, or Manure (pronounced man-u-ray)
595 posted on 12/05/2001 12:30:17 PM PST by johnandrhonda
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crassy
596 posted on 12/05/2001 12:31:37 PM PST by woollyone
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To: VoiceOfBruck
I have been waiting for someone to suggest Gargamel. Ya know, the guy from The Smurfs.
597 posted on 12/05/2001 1:01:56 PM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
Or how about "tinky winky" or "po?" Actually they may have been suggested; I don't have the patience to search all 11 or 12 segments of this thread.
598 posted on 12/05/2001 1:41:15 PM PST by VoiceOfBruck
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To: Phantom Lord
To return the favor for your kind posts on mine... :)

How about anything that rhymes with childishly naughty, or, ahem, downright nasty words.

1st boy names that (regrettably) come to mind are "Puck" and "Gart."

Hopefully didn't blow any neuron gaskets with these. :)
599 posted on 12/05/2001 2:08:16 PM PST by k2blader
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To: Constantine XIII
Junior. Just Junior...

Hey!

600 posted on 12/05/2001 2:16:06 PM PST by Junior
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