Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[lowbridge]

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris

[Lazamataz]

The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women,

The Minute Men figured that out?!?!? Our Founders were geniuses, and genetic engineers to boot.

women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

(Homer Simpson Drooling Noise) Ahughhgughhghg..... Robotic Mistresses.....

[Askel5]

I liked how the groom on the cake had the Chastity Belt keychain around his neck already fully extended.

[New Horizon]

[lowbridge]

bump

[Just another Joe]

ROTFLMAO!!

[francisandbeans]

why is it that when I previewed that that I somehow knew that Laz would be the one to catch the minute men portion of it? Huh?

[Registered]

Go have a smoke ;-)

[Bikers4Bush]

That's the way it was for me too. Suddenly we (me) had too many of this or that and my things would vanish.

I was parolled from my marriage 4 years ago.

My stuff doesn't vanish anymore.

[RonDog]

Thanks for the ping, lowbridge!

May the Force be with you, Darth Sidious and Lisa!

[Registered]

Whew, I thought your link was going to a porn site...silly me.

[Lazamataz]

Good luck; long health; happiness to you both.

You and lowbridge.

NO NO NO, I mean you and Lisa.

[ouroboros]

Alright, now that's disturbing.

[Askel5]

I don't even have a dresser. I just pull stuff out of the trash can in the morning.

You are KILLING me ...

[Sabertooth]

I'm looking at your pics and thinking that maybe the pic with the original post isn't as embarrassing as I first thought.

Hey, that's not my wedding. I would never go in for something like that.

On the other hand....

[diotima]

I think its kind of cool. Thats quite a saber.....

[Lazamataz]

And we won't even talk about how she treats my tools.

Shall we talk of how she treats your tool?

[francisandbeans]

Go have a smoke ;-)

Hey that does p*ss her off. Perhaps I will have several. Thanx reg