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Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!
theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

Posted on 11/20/2001 11:51:17 AM PST by lowbridge

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris



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To: one_particular_harbour
You guys aren't funny. Marriage is wonderful and the marriage home is Hell with curtains is a perfect respite burning spit is more like it after a hard day. You should be ashamed put out of your misery.
21 posted on 11/20/2001 12:03:46 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: Just another Joe
Nice twist on the analogy Joe.

Picture your soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.

A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

22 posted on 11/20/2001 12:04:36 PM PST by francisandbeans
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To: lowbridge; Darth Sidious
What woman could resist??? :) May the Lord bless you and your bride all the days of your lives!
23 posted on 11/20/2001 12:04:43 PM PST by LeeMcCoy
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To: Billie; Snow Bunny; Teacup; Angelique; jellybean
bump
24 posted on 11/20/2001 12:05:38 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: francisandbeans
Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

What do you mean, "like"??? LOL!

26 posted on 11/20/2001 12:06:16 PM PST by LeeMcCoy
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To: lowbridge
I'll save my congrats for after she does. My guess is she won't think it over for more than 3 seconds. Chris, you are a class act.
27 posted on 11/20/2001 12:06:25 PM PST by irgbar-man
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To: francisandbeans
A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.

I don't like jello anyways...

Marry him Lisa!!!! :-)

28 posted on 11/20/2001 12:06:48 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Darth Sidious; lowbridge
You da Man.... You'll love the honeymoon, thats the period between "I do", and "You'd better"!.........LOLOLOL
29 posted on 11/20/2001 12:07:25 PM PST by carlo3b
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To: Darth Sidious; AppyPappy
Congratulations!!May God bless you and your future wife in many ways!: ) APPY-you crack me up!:)
30 posted on 11/20/2001 12:08:23 PM PST by keeper53
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To: AppyPappy
LOL Post #21
31 posted on 11/20/2001 12:09:00 PM PST by Jefferson Adams
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To: lowbridge
Let me guess....this is differrent. She is a great girl...blah,blah,blah yadda, yadda yadda.

Marriage is a curse. The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

32 posted on 11/20/2001 12:09:51 PM PST by francisandbeans
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To: lowbridge
Did she say yes?
33 posted on 11/20/2001 12:10:34 PM PST by Bikers4Bush
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To: lowbridge
I agree, lowbridge. Lisa, don't let him get away!
34 posted on 11/20/2001 12:11:04 PM PST by Jefferson Adams
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To: lowbridge
Dear Lisa,

I don't know you but I felt compelled to point out that Darth has a light sabre thingie in his hand there. I think the plan is to, like, cut your head off or something when you reach for the ring. I think it's a trap. Either that or he's about ready to to cut his knee off. I'm not sure. Either way, I'd be getting pretty nervous about now. >p>Have you done a background check on this guy? Is he known to wear weird costumes and go to space geek conventions? On the other hand, if you know what the Morioshi Karu is, you guys are probably well suit for each other.

Go for it.

35 posted on 11/20/2001 12:11:32 PM PST by Lee'sGhost
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To: lowbridge
His journey to the Dark Side is now complete...........
36 posted on 11/20/2001 12:12:08 PM PST by Brett66
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To: Bikers4Bush
Did she say yes?

Waiting for the answer :-)

37 posted on 11/20/2001 12:13:15 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: francisandbeans
The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.

Good luck teaching your robot how to dust your broom, big boy.

38 posted on 11/20/2001 12:14:38 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: francisandbeans
Geez, she hasn't even accepted and you already have them divorced. you Have some patience foresight. quick give me a lotto number
39 posted on 11/20/2001 12:14:49 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: lowbridge
"Please, please!"

Waytago Darth!

40 posted on 11/20/2001 12:15:22 PM PST by MaeWest
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