Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides
On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!
we are constrained to point out that at the very beginning of the Clintoon administration, popular Wshington night club songstress Mrs. Foggy Bottom, a/k/a Joan Cushing composed a marvellous ditty which begins:
He may be related to you,
he may be related to me.
We all could be part of
the Clinton family tree.
If you're in the DC area go see her and get her to sing it.
This is hysterical!
If you call the plumber to un-stain yer sink, you might be a Clinton.
If you speak at college commencement exercises and the graduates refuse to shake your hand....you might be a Clinton.
If your own dog tries to castrate you, you might be a Clinton.
If you think vandalising the white house and airforce one is harmless fun, you might be a Clinton.
If you think part of the job description of a secret service agent is recruiting sleazy women for your pleasure...you are probably a Clinton.
If you go to church while visiting Africa and the priest refuses to give you communion, you might be a Clinton.
If you ever tried to upstage the pope...you might be a Clinton.
If your own church asks you to disassociate yourself from it, you might be a Clinton.
If there is a fleabag motel in western Arkansas with weatherworn lettering on a marquee that reads :Pre id t Bil l C l int on slept her e"...you are definitely a Clinton.
If you carry Penthouse magazine to church in a hollowed out Bible and get morality counseling from Jesse Jackson...you might be a Clinton.
I couldn't resist.
LOL
(And you didn't make that one up, did ya!)
If you're the first "Black" President and you do this.....
.....you are definitely a clintoon !
"If there is a fleabag motel in western Arkansas with weatherworn lettering on a marquee that reads :'Pre id t Bil l C l int on slept her e' and they're talking about you...you are definitely a Clinton."
If, during your tenure as president, your party loses both houses of Congress, along with countless governorships and state houses, but you are still somehow considered the saviour of your party ... you might be a Clinton.
If you wear the same damn pantsuit every day ... you might be a Clinton
If your daughter looks more like Webb than Bill ... you might be a Clinton
If you pretend to look through binoculars with end caps on ... you might be a Clinton
If you insist on lying even when the truth would work better ... you might be a Clinton
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