[sweetliberty]

I think a couple got missed....

If you speak at college commencement exercises and the graduates refuse to shake your hand....you might be a Clinton.

If your own dog tries to castrate you, you might be a Clinton.

If you think vandalising the white house and airforce one is harmless fun, you might be a Clinton.

If you think part of the job description of a secret service agent is recruiting sleazy women for your pleasure...you are probably a Clinton.

If you go to church while visiting Africa and the priest refuses to give you communion, you might be a Clinton.

If you ever tried to upstage the pope...you might be a Clinton.

If your own church asks you to disassociate yourself from it, you might be a Clinton.

If there is a fleabag motel in western Arkansas with weatherworn lettering on a marquee that reads :Pre id t Bil l C l int on slept her e"...you are definitely a Clinton.

If you carry Penthouse magazine to church in a hollowed out Bible and get morality counseling from Jesse Jackson...you might be a Clinton.

I couldn't resist.

[jla]

If there is a fleabag motel in western Arkansas with weatherworn lettering on a marquee that reads: "Pre id t Bil l C l int on slept her e"...you are definitely a Clinton.

LOL
(And you didn't make that one up, did ya!)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !! Good 'uns, thanks !

If you're the first "Black" President and you do this.....

THE BLACK LANDMARK THE CLINTON LIEBRARY RAZED

.....you are definitely a clintoon !