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Monday, Nov. 5, 2001 5:47 p.m. EST

Clinton: I Need New Interns

Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.

In a help-wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.

"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.

"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also [they] will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."

The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by The New Yorker magazine on its website Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia student who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.

"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."

Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.

"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."

Watch out, Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.

The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.

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1 posted on 11/05/2001 4:33:39 PM PST by Notwithstanding
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To: Notwithstanding
I think Conditt is hiring too.
2 posted on 11/05/2001 4:36:41 PM PST by Slic
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To: Notwithstanding
He can't be that stupid, could he?
3 posted on 11/05/2001 4:37:36 PM PST by KJMorgan
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To: Notwithstanding
If he wants a hooker, why doesn't he work the streets? Geez...this guy is a doofus..
4 posted on 11/05/2001 4:38:24 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: Notwithstanding
On the other hand, I bet they'll get free dry cleaning!
5 posted on 11/05/2001 4:38:51 PM PST by KJMorgan
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To: Notwithstanding
"Will be responsible for light paperwork,and keeping track of calendr dates and what-not...Also, occasional oral gratification of ex pres is essential due to wifes love of same sex.NOTE:::No stain holding dresses are permitted" (I wish i was dumb enough to get into politics)
11 posted on 11/05/2001 4:47:39 PM PST by Thorn11ACR-Jr
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To: Notwithstanding
Headline News! I thought I was at FreeRepublic.
14 posted on 11/05/2001 4:56:48 PM PST by SMEDLEYBUTLER
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To: Notwithstanding
Paging Cadee Condit.....
15 posted on 11/05/2001 4:57:10 PM PST by uvular
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To: Notwithstanding
/valley girl voice on/  Like.......Oh my God!  /valley girl voice off/

He is such total mildew.

16 posted on 11/05/2001 5:09:05 PM PST by softengine
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To: Notwithstanding
....take requests, and fill requests..........HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
17 posted on 11/05/2001 5:12:16 PM PST by Ann Archy
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To: Notwithstanding
"Successful candidate must have his/her own kneepads."
18 posted on 11/05/2001 5:12:17 PM PST by clintonh8r
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To: Notwithstanding
sorry...it was take requests amd follow THROUGH on requests......en even BIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
19 posted on 11/05/2001 5:15:18 PM PST by Ann Archy
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To: Notwithstanding
In a help-wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department

Email? Why doesn't he use State Troopers to solicit for him like all the other normal perverts?

24 posted on 11/05/2001 10:27:16 PM PST by lowbridge
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