Posted on 11/05/2001 2:08:28 PM PST by truther
Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.
In a help wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.
"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.
"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also (they) will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."
The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by the New Yorker magazine on its web site Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia undergrad who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.
"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."
Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.
"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."
Watch out Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.
The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.
Chest size
Spit or swallow?
Good Grief! You haven't spent a lot of time around Columbia, have you? The "Babe Ratio" there is about the same as Wellesley- need I draw you a picture? You will find more "Babes" in a biker bar!
Now, there's a sucky job....
Flexible joints.
Understaffed? Or Staff Under The Desk? Or Under the Staff?
And I want Otis to be a very, VERY jealous father who just happens to hate anyone white, and who did time based upon some stupid Clinton-era law, and whose hobbies include disemboweling street people..........
........THEN, I want drooler Bubba to do the fondle-grab-'n'-dash on Loesha....................
I don't understand why they bothered recruiting via e-mail anyway. Surely one phone call to Hugh Hefner or Heidi Fleiss would have, um, done the trick?
a "quarter" just doesn't go as far as it used to...
why didn't he take advantage of hilly's plastic surgeon?
maybe he did; n maybe, thats why its bent
he's not gonna be lookin' @their faces...
Warning, this job will leave a bad taste in your mouth
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