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CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN
NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

Posted on 11/05/2001 2:08:28 PM PST by truther

Clinton: I Need New Interns

Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.

In a help wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.

"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.

"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also (they) will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."

The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by the New Yorker magazine on its web site Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia undergrad who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.

"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."

Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.

"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."

Watch out Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.

The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.


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To: truther
Please include following vital information on resume....

Chest size

Spit or swallow?

61 posted on 11/05/2001 3:08:51 PM PST by Wil H
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To: 07055
"so he would be close to the "babes" at Columbia University.

Good Grief! You haven't spent a lot of time around Columbia, have you? The "Babe Ratio" there is about the same as Wellesley- need I draw you a picture? You will find more "Babes" in a biker bar!

62 posted on 11/05/2001 3:09:33 PM PST by RANGERAIRBORNE
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To: mille99
And bent? To the right? or to the left?
63 posted on 11/05/2001 3:09:58 PM PST by i_dont_chat
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To: RANGERAIRBORNE
Hey, that's why I put quotes around the word "babes." ;-)
64 posted on 11/05/2001 3:12:18 PM PST by 07055
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To: truther
<----------- slick willy
65 posted on 11/05/2001 3:14:08 PM PST by classygreeneyedblonde
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To: truther
Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns

Now, there's a sucky job....

66 posted on 11/05/2001 3:14:13 PM PST by steve-b
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To: steve-b
Why does he not just hire a Hooker and cut out the middleman or women!!!!
67 posted on 11/05/2001 3:17:53 PM PST by Brimack34
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To: Brimack34
Hookers charge. Interns are free.
68 posted on 11/05/2001 3:26:49 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy
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To: I_Publius
Let's all sing "Send in the Clowns"
69 posted on 11/05/2001 3:34:25 PM PST by exmoor
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To: truther
Flexible days/hours.

Flexible joints.

70 posted on 11/05/2001 3:35:50 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: truther
"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed

Understaffed? Or Staff Under The Desk? Or Under the Staff?

71 posted on 11/05/2001 3:40:56 PM PST by jackbill
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To: truther
CLINTON WHITE HOUSE CAUGHT ON TAPE! Check out the web site at www.teensntrouble.org Help pass the word! (Truth!)
73 posted on 11/05/2001 3:48:28 PM PST by teenswin
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To: truther
I want this sumbitch to hire a young, cute, black intern out of the 'hood (yes, Harlem) named Loesha................who just happens to have a 6' 7", 335-pound father with an attitude named Otis "Mean Dog Mutha" Washington.

And I want Otis to be a very, VERY jealous father who just happens to hate anyone white, and who did time based upon some stupid Clinton-era law, and whose hobbies include disemboweling street people..........

........THEN, I want drooler Bubba to do the fondle-grab-'n'-dash on Loesha....................

74 posted on 11/05/2001 3:56:21 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: Texaggie79
I still keep misreading "Harlem" as Harem.
75 posted on 11/05/2001 3:57:30 PM PST by Atlas Sneezed
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To: Bubba_Leroy
In the other thread, it said Ms. Lincoln had a previous job as a glassblower -- no wonder they made an offer!

I don't understand why they bothered recruiting via e-mail anyway. Surely one phone call to Hugh Hefner or Heidi Fleiss would have, um, done the trick?

76 posted on 11/05/2001 4:02:52 PM PST by buickmackane
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To: truther
Audio
bill, gary, n bwanny; lookin' for interns
77 posted on 11/05/2001 4:03:01 PM PST by hoot2
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To: mille99
""Hung like a hampster?" And Paula Jones said 5-5 1/2 inches, about the diameter of a quarter and bent."

a "quarter" just doesn't go as far as it used to...
why didn't he take advantage of hilly's plastic surgeon?
maybe he did; n maybe, thats why its bent

78 posted on 11/05/2001 4:06:21 PM PST by hoot2
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To: RANGERAIRBORNE
"so he would be close to the "babes" at Columbia University."

he's not gonna be lookin' @their faces...

79 posted on 11/05/2001 4:09:18 PM PST by hoot2
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To: Texaggie79
I hope the application at least has the appropriate disclosure:

Warning, this job will leave a bad taste in your mouth

80 posted on 11/05/2001 4:13:31 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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