CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN

NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[Wil H]

Please include following vital information on resume....

Chest size

Spit or swallow?

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

"so he would be close to the "babes" at Columbia University.

Good Grief! You haven't spent a lot of time around Columbia, have you? The "Babe Ratio" there is about the same as Wellesley- need I draw you a picture? You will find more "Babes" in a biker bar!

[i_dont_chat]

And bent? To the right? or to the left?

[07055]

Hey, that's why I put quotes around the word "babes." ;-)

[classygreeneyedblonde]

<----------- slick willy

[steve-b]

Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns

Now, there's a sucky job....

[Brimack34]

Why does he not just hire a Hooker and cut out the middleman or women!!!!

[Bubba_Leroy]

Hookers charge. Interns are free.

[exmoor]

Let's all sing "Send in the Clowns"

[Paul Atreides]

Flexible days/hours.

Flexible joints.

[jackbill]

"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed

Understaffed? Or Staff Under The Desk? Or Under the Staff?

[teenswin]

CLINTON WHITE HOUSE CAUGHT ON TAPE! Check out the web site at www.teensntrouble.org Help pass the word! (Truth!)

[RightOnline]

I want this sumbitch to hire a young, cute, black intern out of the 'hood (yes, Harlem) named Loesha................who just happens to have a 6' 7", 335-pound father with an attitude named Otis "Mean Dog Mutha" Washington.

And I want Otis to be a very, VERY jealous father who just happens to hate anyone white, and who did time based upon some stupid Clinton-era law, and whose hobbies include disemboweling street people..........

........THEN, I want drooler Bubba to do the fondle-grab-'n'-dash on Loesha....................

[Atlas Sneezed]

I still keep misreading "Harlem" as Harem.

[buickmackane]

In the other thread, it said Ms. Lincoln had a previous job as a glassblower -- no wonder they made an offer!

I don't understand why they bothered recruiting via e-mail anyway. Surely one phone call to Hugh Hefner or Heidi Fleiss would have, um, done the trick?

[hoot2]

Audio
bill, gary, n bwanny; lookin' for interns

[hoot2]

""Hung like a hampster?" And Paula Jones said 5-5 1/2 inches, about the diameter of a quarter and bent."

a "quarter" just doesn't go as far as it used to...
why didn't he take advantage of hilly's plastic surgeon?
maybe he did; n maybe, thats why its bent

[hoot2]

"so he would be close to the "babes" at Columbia University."

he's not gonna be lookin' @their faces...

[NeoCaveman]

I hope the application at least has the appropriate disclosure:

Warning, this job will leave a bad taste in your mouth