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CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN
NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

Posted on 11/05/2001 2:08:28 PM PST by truther

Clinton: I Need New Interns

Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.

In a help wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.

"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.

"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also (they) will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."

The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by the New Yorker magazine on its web site Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia undergrad who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.

"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."

Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.

"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."

Watch out Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.

The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.


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To: jws3sticks

Check out this UNENHANCED photo taken by AP on Monday. That nose.....

101 posted on 11/06/2001 6:41:37 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: truther
LOL, I heard a mention of this on Fox last night. Poor Bubba must be getting really hard up.

Help Wanted: Intern

Female preferred. Duties may include answering the telephone and working in the kitchen during the one hour period when she will be allowed out from under "his" desk.

102 posted on 11/06/2001 6:49:39 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: ChaseR
When I heard this announced this morning?
My Angel & I looked at one another simultaneously, with *that* look.

The lecherous bastard needs something fresh.
...and some, "parent(s)," somewhere will gladly send their daughter to serve at Its knee & service It in whatever means It desires, too.

~Just watch & see...
And the coup de gras will be when the concubine's pic adorns the front cover of, People Mag-rag; sporting a heading which'll read: "The Luckiest Girl In NYC!".

103 posted on 11/06/2001 7:16:30 AM PST by Landru
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To: mille99
""Hung like a hampster?" And Paula Jones said 5-5 1/2 inches, about the diameter of a quarter and bent."

It's probably bent to the right...I think Bubba's right handed. He's less than average in length, and a quarter is 7/8 of an inch in diameter. IMHO...not impressive.

104 posted on 11/06/2001 7:21:38 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: cake_crumb
I think Bubba's right handed.

Nope. He's left handed.

Useless trivia: In the 1992 presidential race, all three candidates were left handed.

105 posted on 11/06/2001 10:04:05 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: bulldog905
Additional requirement: Must not be able to keep mouth shut.
106 posted on 11/06/2001 10:49:14 AM PST by pankot
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To: hoot2

107 posted on 11/06/2001 12:12:47 PM PST by KLT
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To: Mudboy Slim

108 posted on 11/06/2001 12:22:47 PM PST by KLT
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To: anniegetyourgun
"UNENHANCED photo taken by AP on Monday. That nose....."

"Cocaine be berry, berry good to me"...MUD

109 posted on 11/06/2001 12:59:40 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT
ROFL!!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...sorry 'bout yer Yanks, but that was one helluva Series!!

110 posted on 11/06/2001 1:00:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
BTW...sorry 'bout yer Yanks, but that was one helluva Series!!

They made some stupid errors and gave up that game, there is no excuse as far as I'm concerned...

111 posted on 11/06/2001 1:22:10 PM PST by KLT
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To: truther
Bill Clinton needs a lot of things --- interns are not one of those things he needs. That's obvious!
112 posted on 11/06/2001 2:19:09 PM PST by Cindy
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To: truther
I bet demoRATS urge their daughters to line up for a job at clintoon 'kitchen.'

This is an honest to goodness news story from the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
(In other words: I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP!!!)


'I've got the world's longest tongue'
Updated 09 November 2001, 11.59

Tongue and ruler

   Annika and her tongue
Here's a world record to set tongues wagging.

German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue.

"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.

The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.

Long tongue   
Stick it out

"I'm just proud that now people everywhere can read about me and my tongue," she said.

"On my first day at school I had to stick my tongue out for everyone."

Hear story!Hear story!

113 posted on 11/10/2001 6:21:27 AM PST by SlickWillard
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