CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN

NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[anniegetyourgun]

Check out this UNENHANCED photo taken by AP on Monday. That nose.....

[cake_crumb]

LOL, I heard a mention of this on Fox last night. Poor Bubba must be getting really hard up.

Help Wanted: Intern

Female preferred. Duties may include answering the telephone and working in the kitchen during the one hour period when she will be allowed out from under "his" desk.

[Landru]

When I heard this announced this morning?
My Angel & I looked at one another simultaneously, with *that* look.

The lecherous bastard needs something fresh.
...and some, "parent(s)," somewhere will gladly send their daughter to serve at Its knee & service It in whatever means It desires, too.

~Just watch & see...
And the coup de gras will be when the concubine's pic adorns the front cover of, People Mag-rag; sporting a heading which'll read: "The Luckiest Girl In NYC!".

[cake_crumb]

""Hung like a hampster?" And Paula Jones said 5-5 1/2 inches, about the diameter of a quarter and bent."

It's probably bent to the right...I think Bubba's right handed. He's less than average in length, and a quarter is 7/8 of an inch in diameter. IMHO...not impressive.

[Steve0113]

I think Bubba's right handed.

Nope. He's left handed.

Useless trivia: In the 1992 presidential race, all three candidates were left handed.

[pankot]

Additional requirement: Must not be able to keep mouth shut.

[KLT]

[KLT]

[Mudboy Slim]

"UNENHANCED photo taken by AP on Monday. That nose....."

"Cocaine be berry, berry good to me"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL!!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...sorry 'bout yer Yanks, but that was one helluva Series!!

[KLT]

BTW...sorry 'bout yer Yanks, but that was one helluva Series!!

They made some stupid errors and gave up that game, there is no excuse as far as I'm concerned...

[Cindy]

Bill Clinton needs a lot of things --- interns are not one of those things he needs. That's obvious!

[SlickWillard]

I bet demoRATS urge their daughters to line up for a job at clintoon 'kitchen.'

This is an honest to goodness news story from the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm

(In other words: I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP!!!)

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'I've got the world's longest tongue'
Updated 09 November 2001, 11.59

   

Here's a world record to set tongues wagging.

German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue.

"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.

The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.

   

Stick it out

"I'm just proud that now people everywhere can read about me and my tongue," she said.

"On my first day at school I had to stick my tongue out for everyone."

Hear story!